pet names:
-babe
-baby
-doll
-if he falls, he calls it a "practice wave"
-fish person
-definitely killed most of his fish
-used to fish with Barnaby but never caught anything other than seaweed
-if yall are deciding on baby names, he gives you stupid stuff like "surfboard" or "seaweed" 😭
-clumsy asf
-has knocked you and him over at the same time somehow
-if you let him pick your dates, they're all somewhere on the boardwalk or just the beach
-he makes you watch him when you're bored
-prefers being the big spoon but doesn't mind switching
-most of his gifts to you are shells or wave necklaces
IM TRYING TO KEEP THESE OVER 100 WORDS DONT BULLY ME
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