pet names:
-darling
-my love
-love
-Apple of my eye
-dear
-cuddles WAY TOO MUCH
-not an animal person
-very clingy
-definitely has freaked out in the middle of the night if you aren't next to him
-if you can cook, he sits on the counter and wants to help you out
-he can't cook for shit, when he tried he burnt the cereal (don't ask how or why)
-loves to hang out in the crook of your neck
-has accidentally blinked at you
-he's clumsy asf
-hates apple pie
-calls cauliflower "ghost broccoli"
-accidentally ate a light bulb
-little spoon
THE SILLY
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