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My favorite musical lines

Just a bunch of lines from musicals that are stuck in my head 24/7
Anyone who can name the musical the line comes from gets a digital cookie
These are from memory so might be a little messed up but yeah
I love musical theatre

"Cause once, you were grody and grotty now you got a body like a Maserati!" Me fr

"Powerless. Like a gay Republican." *Sips drink*

"I was chosen for the constitutional convention!" *Suddenly very gay + coattail flip*

"Don't make noise, but daddy's kissing.... Boyssssss!"
"Petty petty petty petty!"
It was certainly interesting to watch Christian Borle and Andrew Rannels make out on top of a giant grey block.

"And I'm asking "Why, lord? If this is how I die lord?" Time eats all his children in the end. I have no celebration, just this consolation."

"Together well exterminate, assassinate!"
"No!"
"The finer points can wait but first you gotta say my name!"

"Veronica, open the, open the door please, Veronica open the door! Veronica, can we not fight anymore please? Can we not fight anymore?"

"I wish I stayed at home in bed, watching cable porn! Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born! I'm just Michael, who's a loner, so he must be a stoner. Rides a PT Cruiser, god he's such a loser! Michael flying solo, who you think that you know? Michael in the bathroom by himself."

"L-O-L, say "Oh well!" Or go to hellll! I'm sorry not sorry bout what I said, don't lose your head!"

"Can't we be seventeeeeennnn?"

"I, I'm gonna do this right, show you I'm not moving! Wherever you go I won't be far to follow! Oh-oh-oh, I'm gonna love you so! You'll learn what I already know: I love you means you're never ever ever gettin rid of me!"

"You've been shakin your ass for like half of the heights!"

"Talk less! Burr! Smile more! Burr! Don't let the know what you're against or what you're for! Burr! Shake hands with him! Burr! Charm her! Burr! It's 1800, ladies tell your husbands: vote for Burr!"

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