Best things to say when you get 'hurt'

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If you get stabbed, don't go with a cliche "AHHH!"
Instead, use these nifty phrases to catch your attacker by... Some reaction & emotion of some kind!

"Wow, that's fucking rude."

"You gonna want this back, or can I keep it?"

*Returns favor*

"Who taught you your manners?"

"Thanks, I was waiting for something like this."

"Can I use this for my OC lore?"

"Yeah buddy I think you missed." *Points to where they should stab instead*

"Shit, not again."

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