Bubba and Kickin despise eachother, as they think one another is annoying and a waste of time until they slowly realize they were wrong abt one another.
It's already been two years, and Bubba and Kickin were married. Rocky is 5 and Zara is 2. Rocky can read and write(smartass..), while Zara walks and talks(not very well-).
Kickin and Bubba did the deed again last night, leaving behind a little surpise. As Kickin woke up, he saw another Egg! But it was WAY different this time.
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"What the fuck is that?" Kickin said with a slight yell, confused.
"I would say it's an egg, but..Mm Mm.." Bubba said, shaking his head and getting up to head into the kitchen.
"I'm too sober for this! I'm getting coffee.." Bubba yells from the living room.
Kickin got up, slightly chuckling at Bubbas comment, and picks up the egg. Carefully.
By now, there was a medium sized nest by the bed (from egg number 2, Zara, which I was too lazy to add) and Kickin placed the egg in the middle and gently sat on top. It was much easier due to the egg being smaller then it was with Zara's egg. He could remember the struggle of sitting on that big ass egg and how he ended up just cuddling the bowling ball of an egg.
As he sat on the egg scrolling on his phone, he felt the egg kick him a bit. Kickin got off the egg for a second to see what the hell that was, but the egg was completely still. Kickin sat on his knees and went to lift the egg, until it wiggled and almost wobbled out of the nest before Kickin caught it.
"What the....BUBBA THE EGG IS POSSESSED....AND THE GHOST IS A BITCH!" Kickin yelled.
Bubba came in, placing his coffee on the nightstand. Bubba sat next to Kickin and gently touched the egg, but not even 2 seconds later, something punched his hand off.
"Oh the baby got an attitude" Bubba said with an emotionless expression.
"What the hell does that coffee do to you?" Kickin said raising an eyebrow.
"No dumbass, it just helps me relax after waking up in a house with two kids, and apparently one of them thinks my ears are chew toys." Bubba says taking another sip of his coffee. (Hes referring to Zara :D)
Kickin scoffs and gently sits on the egg again. But once again, it kicked at him. Kickin wasn't about to just give up, so he stayed gently seated on the egg, not giving too shits that the baby inside was as asshole.
Bubba got up, and left to look to check on Rocky and Zara. Rocky was reading a child book, while Zara was biting one of her toys. He sat next to them, and Rocky looked up, smiling, while Zara waddled up and nibbed Bubba's ear.
What a day.
(Wait for the next chapter chat🤑 I am so flippin' lazy rn it's insane....send me fruitcake art and I will revive😭)
