Basically you can ask them questions or dare them to do something.
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Without further ado let's jump...
Me reading this: oh hell nah Lapis ain't going to agree with this. How am I going to explain this to everyone? Oh well unfortunately a dare is still a dare. She's gonna have to do this even if she doesn't want to.
*I snap my fingers and suddenly Jasper appears*
Jasper: What the-- How did I get here?!?
Me: I summoned you here because a human named Amanda has a dare for you. Even if you disagree with the dare unfortunately you have no choice. You have to do the dare no matter what.
*I show her what the dare is and she reads it*
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Jasper: Uh okay I'm so confused. I don't know your human rituals so I'm lost. Can you explain what "marriage" is?
Me: Uh.... Hold on a sec... Maybe it would be easier if I had Steven here to help explain.
*I snap my fingers again and suddenly Steven appears*
Steven: Wha- uh- huh? Oh Mikaylyn was that you that summoned me?
Me: Yes I summoned you here because Jasper doesn't understand what Marriage is and I need your help on explaining what marriage is.
Also Me: Jasper, Marriage is basically a decision that two people make when they really really REALLY love each other. If you still don't understand. Steven will explain the rest of it to you.
Steven: I remember being the minister for Garnet's wedding. It was a beautiful occasion.
Jasper: What's a "wedding" ?
Steven: Basically when people want to get Married. That is when they form a big wedding. When your Married you want to stay together forever. Like Ruby and Sapphire for example. They loved each other so much that they wanted to get married and then they formed back into Garnet. Marriage is supposed to be a beautiful thing.
Me: And best of all a wedding is a wonderful occasion is a wonderful occasion because you get to eat the wedding cake.
*After explaining everything to Jasper she scowled*
Jasper: Ain't no way this is gonna happen.
Me: Unfortunately you don't have a choice.
Steven: I still don't know who Jasper is marrying.
Me: Trust me Steven, when I tell you that you don't wanna know who she is Marrying.
Steven: Just tell me
*I show him the dare from Amanda*
Steven: Oh no. This isn't going to end very well.
Me: That is a complete understatement. Not only is this not gonna end well. I also have the feeling that Lapis is gonna murder me for this later...
Steven: How are we gonna tell the gems this?
Me: ...
Also Me: I have no idea...
Jasper: We don't have to tell them...
Me: Jasper that would be so wrong....
Steven: Mikaylyn are you sure this is gonna work out? What will happen if Peridot finds out about this? You already know that Peridot and Lapis are in love with each other right now and if Lapis and Jasper gets married....
Me: I already know, Peridot is gonna be really upset about this. But we must go on with the dare... Even if the dare is pretty f*ck up. I have an idea what if Jasper and Lapis stay married for only 24 hours and then after the time runs out, then they can divorce.
Steven: I guess thats not bad. At least it's only 24 hours.
Jasper: What's a divorce?
Me: Steven and I will explain that later
*Suddenly I snap my fingers and Jasper disappears to go find Lapis. Meanwhile me and Steven come up with a plan to break the bad news to the crystal gems*
To be continued...
A/N Tune in for ✨Part two✨ In the next episode we explain everything to the gems and we set up the wedding ceremony
