Unholy Matrimony 💀

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A/N This is a continuation of the first part. This is ✨Part two✨ of Jasper forcing Lapis into Marriage 🤮🤢 Anyways without further ado let's get on with the show.

*The gems came back from little homeschool. Pearl, Amethyst And Garnet was here suddenly I snapped my fingers and Peridot and Bismuth were here too*

Me: Glad you guys made it back home
Steven: Were glad you guys made it back.

*Even though we said that we were glad that they were back on the inside we were panicking*

Me: Please sit down on the couch. Please sit. We have something very important to tell you.

*Timeskip after we broke the news to them they were all shocked and they all disapproved*

*Peridot immediately flipped out and she wanted to strangle me but Bismuth was holding her back*

Me: Peridot I know you're upset. Trust me. I'm upset too. I don't really want Jasper to marry Lapis either. But Steven and I have a plan. Jasper and Lapis will only be married for 24 hours after that they can divorce.

Peridot: Jasper is a clod. She is not good enough for my Lapis. How are you allowing that big orange clod to marry Lapis. When it should be ME! I should be the one marrying her!

*Everyone in the room smirked*

Me: So Peri you admit that you really love Lapis! I always did ship you too! Peridot + Lapis equals Lapidot!

Steven: You really wanna marry her!

Amethyst: Yeah go P-Dot!

*Peridot blushes profusely. Her face turns a dark shade of green as she suddenly realized she blurted out her true feelings to everyone in the room*

Me: Anyways back on the matter at hand. We need to hurry up and set the wedding. Before Jasper and Lapis get back. Steven, you will be the wedding planner and director. Amethyst, you will hang up the decorations. Garnet, you will be the maid of honor, Pearl will be the flower girl. All you have to do, Pearl is simply walk down the aisle and throw petals of flowers everywhere. And I will be the ordain minister. Peridot and Bismuth you don't have to do anything except for sit and watch. Okay does everyone know their assigned roles?

Everyone: Yes

Me: Okay let's do this.

*Because we are running short on time, Everyone shapeshifts on nice outfits. We quickly set up everything even Lion was trying to help. After everything was ready suddenly in the distance I see Lapis trying to fly far away from Jasper. With the flick of my wrist I snap my fingers and magically Lapis and Jasper appear right in front of us*

Lapis: Oh hell no absolutely not. There is no hell in way that I am marrying this bitch.

Jasper: I don't want to marry you either but unfortunately we don't have a choice.

Lapis: I'm tired of being everyone's prisoner. I've been trapped in a mirror for thousands of years. And then I was forced to be trapped in a fusion under the whole ocean. Do you know how awful it was to be Malachite?! And now I'm forced to marry a person that I don't even love. This is total bullshit.

Me: Lapis I know your angry but it's only for 24 hours.

*Suddenly Lapis uses her water powers to strangle me but Steven intervenes*

Steven: Lapis stop please!

Me: Don't worry Steven I got this

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 21, 2024 ⏰

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