Lincoln: You're an...angel?!😨
But...How? Why?
Vaggie: long story.
Lincoln sits down.
Lincoln: I've got time. I always have time for you guys.
Angel: tell us, toots.
Vaggie wipes her face and takes Lincoln's hand.
They sit down at the sofa. Lincoln was next to Niffty, but she scooted farther.
Vaggie: Okay, you all deserve the truth. (Sigh) I'm not just any angel, I...used to be and Exorcist.
Angel: what? The same ones that come to massacre sinners each year?
Vaggie, ashamed: Yep.😞
Angel: f**k!
Lincoln: But How...did you..
Vaggie: End up down here? Well, The truth is, I never liked working for Adam, in fact during one extermination three years ago, I spared a sinner kid, and let him go.
Lincoln: Really?
Vaggie: But then, Adam and Lute, his Second in command, caught me in the act and they took my wings and my eye.
Niffty: So, like where are your wings?
Vaggie: I....literally just told you.
Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?
[Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt]
Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?
Vaggie gently pushes Niffty away
Vaggie: (sigh) Any Other questions?
Husk: Yeah, how come every time Charlie talks to heaven, we get in deeper and deeper sh**?
Lincoln: Wait, What? Heaven said no?!
Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just--
Angel Dust: Liars?
Vaggie: ...Difficult, but Charlie's trying her best.
Husk: Yeah well her best is turning out real well so far.
Lincoln glares at him.
Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?
Vaggie: She's upstairs. Coming up with something
I'm sure. In our room...alone.
Alastor: Hmm.
Vaggie looks at a disappointed Lincoln.
Vaggie: Chico, I ...
Lincoln: So this is it? We're screwed?
Vaggie: no, it's just ... (sighs)
Lincoln: what?
Vaggie: Chico, I'm sorry 😞. I never thought that ...
Lincoln angrily stood up, but sighed instead.
Lincoln put her hand on her shoulder.
Lincoln: (sigh) Look, I don't care if you were an exorcist, You're my friend.
Vaggie, softly: Chico.
Vaggie kneels down.
Vaggie: (sniff) c-can I ... touch you?
Lincoln: S-sure.
Vaggie hugs him, gently.
Vaggie: thank you, Lincoln.
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A loud among demons (ALAD) AU volume 1
FanfictionFollowing an incident with his demon form, Lincoln Loud (6 months after being cursed) decides he doesn't want to live the life of an assassin anymore. With the support of his I.M.P. Family, he finds work at the "Hazbin Hotel" run by the Princess of...
