Episode 1: a loud start at the Hazbin Hotel

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Hell. A Dark, Cruel realm whet the souls Of the Damned resided In a world of eternal damnation.
No human being could possibly imagine the terror that resides here. Except for one.

Cursed by A Crazed Satanist, Lincoln Loud managed to survive And make his way through 6 of the 7 Deadly Sins. Thanks to A team of Imp Assassins and their Hellhound taking him in.

The Immediate Murder Professionals Were under contract with Stolas of the Ars Goetia to use his Grimoire to access the living world to mark kills for their Clients. Lincoln, Under the tutelage of the Prince was able to cast spells of his own for defense before learning how to control them.

And this is where our story begins...

Blitzo: Showtime A-Holes! Linc!
Do the thing!

Lincoln: (Goetian Language)
He opened the portal to earth

the Imps entered.

Millie grabbed an axe, while her husband Moxxie grabbed his guns.

Millie: okay Lincoln, we're here.

Lincoln closed the portal and the Imps found themselves in Central Park, New York. 6:00 P.M.

They stealthily made their way through the bushes.
Blitzo got out his binoculars.

Moxxie: See anything sir?

Blitzo: Nah just a bunch of Hobos and Squirrels and...Wait! there he is!
Hehe, Target Aquired.

The target was a 50 year old man, black hair with grey streaks, fat, and grey eyes. He was wearing a black shirt and brown pants.

the man was sitting in his chair, watching tv.

Millie: okay, now what?

Blitzo: Him.
Linc, you perform an Invisibility spell on us then teleport us inside and then well off him before he has a chance to react!

Lincoln: what? I've never done both of those spells at once!

Millie: it's okay, sweetie. you can do it!

Millie smiles sweetly at her adopted son.

Lincoln: Ok, Here goes.😮‍💨

He first made them invisible.
Lincoln: (goetian Language)

they teleported with a bright flash.

a drunk hobo spotted them teleport.
Hobo: wha.?? With the flashin...And the Nice Lady....🤤


(later)


they ended up in the Man's apartment.

Blitzo: (whispers) There he is! Shh!🤫

they tiptoed to The man in his chair,
Lincoln spotted something breaking his concentration
The spell disappeared! Exposing them.

Man: Wha?

suddenly a grey hound charged at them barking.

Blitzo: nahhh! No! Down buster!

Finn (Target): huh?!!! Who's there?

Finn grabs a meat cleaver and a kitchen knife 🔪

He then saw what was bugging his dog.
Blitzo: The F*** was that Lincoln.

Lincoln: I don't know!

the Dog was chasing Moxxie.
Moxxie: No! No! Bad Doggy bad doggy!😱

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