A week passed since Sir Pentious arrived.
Lincoln was helping Charlie and Vaggie set up a banner that read "happy first week Sir Pentious"
Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Lincoln: Me too!
Vaggie: Uh, Are we just gonna forget the fact that he tried to take over the city a few days ago?
Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
Sir Pentious came in rolling a new machine.
Vaggie: What is THAT?
Sir Pentious: Oh Hello purple female! This is my new invention, the skin flayer 11,000! I'm really Looking forward to shooting the other residents!😈
Charlie: What? Why?
Lincoln: Have you learned nothing?!
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice! Obviously it must be a lie! I sense that they're planning to kill me! But how? And when?
Ooh! My new parts are here!
two young sinner women walked in wheeling in boxes of weapons.
The girl wearing the glasses held out a clipboard.
Girl: Sign please.
Pentious does so.
Girl: enjoy your Carmine purchase.
Before walking out of the lobby, the girl with the glasses noticed the small white haired boy. She smiled before exiting the building.
Vaggie: Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?
Sir Pentious: Of coursssse! She's the top weapons dealer in Hell!
Lincoln: Wait, Overlord? What's an overlord?
Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.
[Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.]
Sir Pentious: Hey!
Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.
[Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Huskdowning a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle]
Sir Pentious: hmm. I have my doubts!
Vaggie: Well, it's true. You have to trust us.
Sir Pentious: I don't!😤
Lincoln: (sigh) Oh boy.
Charlie: Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?
Lincoln: Ok! I'm down!
Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things.
[Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration.]
Vaggie: Oh! *points at the ceiling* What did I just say? What did I just say?
Sir Pentious: What? No! Not my Egg boys! They do my evil bidding for me!🥺
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A loud among demons (ALAD) AU volume 1
Hayran KurguFollowing an incident with his demon form, Lincoln Loud (6 months after being cursed) decides he doesn't want to live the life of an assassin anymore. With the support of his I.M.P. Family, he finds work at the "Hazbin Hotel" run by the Princess of...
