Welcome to Total Drama Academy! You were so dumb that they put you in an academy! How do you feel about yourself now? Horrible? Good! I'm your tour guide, GaysareEMO! Hate me! I don't care!
So, this is Professor Blaineley's class! She teaches law enforcement! She's a bitch that will give you 99s instead of 100s!
Next, Professor Don's class! He teaches Home Economics! Probably the best professor you'll ever get! He's the gossip professor also!
Welcome to P.E.! It's your death trap! Mr Hatchet will beat the living shit out of you! (literally and figuratively) Change into your gym clothes and die of exhaustion!
Welcome to the breeding quarters- I mean dorms, yeah! Dorms! Definitely not breeding quarters! This is where you will sleep! (If you can)
Oh, and Principal Chris' office is off limits!
Don't die! And goodbye!🥰
Alejandro Tyler
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~Total Drama Academy~ (yes this is crazy and makes no sense)
FanfictionBasically, if Total Drama was an academy. also noco, aletyler, izva, trusin (Trent x Justin), haroff (Harold x Geoff) and some others. Total Drama Academy's slogan: "You'll graduate or die trying!" I love this.🥰🥰🥰🥰
