(Note: The original song is Hell's Greatest dad. But I just did this because this would fit so much for them.)
(I know Kristal's Last name has been changed, But I'm still keeping the whole Kristal being related to Chris thing okay.)
Enjoy~
Chris: ..Haha!!
Looks like you could use some help~
From the big boss of TD itself~
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on yelp!
Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!
Oh, with a punch of a pentagram~
A wap-bap-boom, alakazam!
Usually, I sign my autographs from fans~
But you get the family rate, Thanks dad!
Who needs a busboy, now that you got the chef?~
(Wow!)
Michelin-tasting-menu, free àla carte~
I'll rig the game for you, because I'm the ref!
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, That's just the start~
Marcus: Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun~
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer~
Kristal: That's true!
Marcus: I'm your guy, your day to day, Your chum, your steadfast bus driver guy~
Remember when I fixed that clog one time?
Nina: I was stuck, thank you sir!
Kristal: Oh you!
Marcus: I'm truly honored that we built such a bond~
Kristal: Awww!
Marcus: You're like the child that I wished that I had~
Chris: Uh, What?
Marcus: I cared for you, just like the daughter I spawned~
Chris: HOLD ON NOW!
Marcus: It's a little funny, You can almost call me....DAAADD~
(Chris aggresively playing the violin, then Marcus starts playing the piano and then Chris pulls out the acordion.)
Marcus: They say when you're looking for assistance~
It's smart to choose the path of least resistance~
Chris: Others say that in your needy hour...
There's no subsitute for pure TOTAL DRAMA POWER!!!!
Who just so happens to also be your blood!
Marcus: (Passively-Aggresively singing) Sadly there are times, where a birth parent is a dud~
They say the family you choose is better...
Chris: What a bunch of losers!
Marcus: Can you butt out of my song?!
Chris: Your song? I started this!
Marcus: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
Chris: Oh, You tacky piece of- (Interrupted)
Riya: It's Meee!!
Yes, It's mee!!
I know you were all waiting for me~~
I'm here, What a gasp!
Took a while, But I'm present at last~
It's me, It's Me~
RRRIIIYYYAAA~~~
(End)
Chris: (Confused) Who?
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