A Very special Disventure Camp Song. (S4 AU)

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(This had to be done, Okay? It just fits so well.)

(Note: Keep in mind, that since the elimination order is... A bit, different... I'm just gonna use the ones that are a bit close to the Final 6, or final 8. (Tho Karmen and Matt are most likely extras in this.)

(Hope you enjoy)

(The final 8 are just standing around, waiting for Kristal to give them the instructions for their next challenge, when suddenly Kristal comes in, rushing and out of breath.)

Kristal: GUYS! I SET UP A MUSICAL CHALLENGE FOR YOU TODAY, BUT THE SONG STARTS AT 12: 30 AND I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE LYRICS!!

YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE UP THE LYRICS ON THE SPOT, OR SUFFER A HORRIBLE PUNISHMENT!!!

Elise: (Shocked and confused) What punishment?!

Kristal: 12: 30!!! (Then she grabs Elise and throws her onto the stage.)

Elise: AAAHHH!!! (Then she lands on the stage, albeit a bit rougly.) I-I c-can't  sing without a script! (Then Kristal throws her a shampoo bottle.) THIS IS A SHAMPOO BOTTLE!!!

Kristal: THE SONG, ELISE!!

Elise: (Nervous) A-aahh..!!

(Starts singing)

Contains citric acid, sodium chloride, cocamidoprophyl betaine, fumic acid, butyphenyl, methylpropional, uh magnesium nitrate, limonine, PEG-60 almond glycerides...

(Meanwhile at the losers' motel, where the eliminatees are watching.)

Cerise: Sounds delicious!! (The eliminatees look at her like WTF)

(Back with Elise)

Elise: (Still singing and reading the shampoo bottle) Methylchloroisothiazolinone and uh, water.

DJ Tyler: (Singing) I'm super happy, never sappy~

When I have my happy disks~

Don't break it Cerise, don't break it Cerise,

Don't break it, Cerise, Oh pretty please! (Slips on a banana peel and disks break.)

(Pissed) What the ****?!

KARMEN!!!

Karmen: Oops, Sorry... Just (Eats a banana) Eatin' a little banana...

Warren: (Singing) Sunny days and rainbows~

Getting hugs and petting kitty cats!

When you feel down and in the mud~

Instead of frowning, Do a silly dance!

Take it away, Tamara!

Tamara: ..... This is stupid.

Everyone: ........

Kristal: Booo!!!! (Shakes Tamara) Come on, Let loose those angelic pipes, Tamara!

Blake: Tamara's part was terrible~

That act was so unbearable~

I'm super-duper hoping~

That our sanity can be repairable. (Then Kristal throws Tamara onto Blake, thus making them fall off the stage.)

Marco: Y'all know me as Santin~

But on the stage, I'd be singin~

Gonna serenade ya, baby~

With this grammy, winnin' singin'.

....Ow. (Leaves)

Kristal: Alright Karmen! Let's this hooetanny home with a classic duet!!

(Brings out "Matthew" (Actually a fake dummy of him) )

Karmen: Matthew?

"Matthew": Crikey!

Karmen: (Gasps) Matthew! Oh my gosh, I can't believe that you're alive!

"Matthew": Crikey!

Karmen: Wha-?

"Matthew": Cri-(The Matthew dummy glicthes for a bit, before exploding.)

Karmen: ...........

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Kristal: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Nina: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Karmen: AAAAAAHHH!!!!

(End song)

(Finally done, Hope you enjoyed it for a bit.)

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Marco, Blake, Karmen, Cerise and DJ Tyler-Me.

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