Hi, this is a proper chapter but it's going to be a short one. It's mostly just like a joke that me and my friend found
Narrators point of view
Whilst they were making their way back to the safe house/evacuation centre, the zombie, hunter couples stomachs growled they were hungry
Juliet slicing a zombie in half with her chainsaw: baby, I'm hungry I don't know how much longer I can kill these on the douche bags. We have some food in my belly.
Izuku: yeah I'm feeling hungry too, but I've got a look there got a McDonald's here. And it looks like it's relatively empty of the undead Maybe we can get some food there
The two casually walked over to the place that brought so many children such joy, whilst killing the undead, since it was likely that FortuneCity just wanted to cut back on some certain expenses, the doors weren't automatic, so it was easy for them to get in and to put a broomstick, stopping the door from opening once they were inside
izuku went to the bathroom to quickly check to see if there was anyone still alive, or if there was some undead that could surprise them in the middle of their meal meanwhile Juliet was checking under the tables to see if there was any undead there either, and behind the counter. Once they were sure that the building was clear the two of them relaxed slightly as the zombies had given up trying to break in.
Izuku: alright I'll go to the kitchen and see if I can find any food Juliet do you still have your duffel bag?
Juliet nodded: yeah, go on my zombie gutter cleaning kit in it
Izuku: good now, will I get the food you empty out the cash registers even though we probably not gonna get much I would say less than $300, but like you said we Gotta find our way home back now since we used a favour to get here and since there's a zombie apocalypse, might as well use all methods to make as much money and get as much resources as possible
Juliet nodded as she went over to the cash registers and started emptying all the money out while her boyfriend got them the food
It only took a few minutes for Juliet to empty out the entire cash registers into her duffel bag until her boyfriend called out for her to tell her to join him because he found something truly... Unique
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(imagine if this was actually a thing I do not own this picture)
Juliet completely puzzled and confused: what the actual fuck am I looking at
Izuku equally, confused: you as a happy meal... Yeah, I agree what the actual fuck!
Juliet, looking at the model that was supposed to be the toy that you get inside the happy meal : how did they make it so lifelike and why is Nick's head attached to my skirt follow-up question, how the fuck do these people even know about Nick, how they know about me i'm not a brand... Am I?
Izuku look at his girlfriend with concern, then looked around to see if this was some sort of joke like he was trying to search if there was some sort of narrator narrating everything was going on, but he found nothing, but to eventually just decided to shrug it off, realising that there wasn't a malevolent guard that described their lives to an audience. It would be best not to question them.
(yes, I just did a fourth wall break kind of)
So if you would've happily enjoyed that meal, ignoring the dark thoughts in their minds, and went back to doing what they do best killing zombies
