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WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP (Tree x BH)

Thank you to urdrff

This is completely satire, I'm not a fuckin weirdo

Tree sat down in his reading chair, looking at the newspaper. He was waiting for his husband, aka his alpha to come home. He knew, as an omega, he had to wait for his daddy to come home. He sighs. "When will my alpha come home?"

Suddenly, Black Hole burst through the door. "Kitten, I'm home! Where's my martini?!" Tree runs over, his green eyes looking up at Black Hole. "Daddy! You're home!" Tree says, a twinkle in his eyes. "Yes, pookie, but where the FUCK is my martini?"

Tree's smile faltered. He forgot about the martinis when he was thinking about when his alpha would be home. He looked at his husband with a sheepish smile. "Uhm, Daddy... I forgot..." He said, his voice small. Black Hole turned to him, with a look that said "Are you serious right now, bitch?"

Black Hole looked at Tree angrily as the shorter man shuffled away a bit. Suddenly Tree scurried away. "HEY! Kitten! Come back here, right now!" Black Hole runs after him. "Kitten! Come back here!" He yells, aggressively.

Tree speeds off to his room, hiding in the closet. Black Hoke slams the doors open. "Kitten! Come here, right now!" Tree knew he shouldn't disobey. "But Daddy! You're scary when you yell..." Tree says, almost crying. Black Hole sighs. He knows that he would want to punish Tree for not to making him a martini. But he knows he also has to respect when Tree is scared.

"Pookie bear, come out." Black Hole says. "I can make my own martini. Just come out. Or else..." Though he is stern, there's no cruelty in his voice. Tree peeks his head out. "You're not mad I didn't make your martini?" He says, his green eyes glistening and his voice shy.

"Kitten, I don't mean to yell at you. I just... you made Daddy really angry. I'm being generous today, kitten. But, be warned, pookie. I'm not a softie." Black Hole looks down at the shorter man with his deep black eyes.

Tree looks at Black Hole with a grateful smile. "T-Thank you Daddy!" He says, still shaking. He hugs his alpha tightly, tears rolling down his cheeks. "You're welcome, my little omega." Black Hole says, hugging Tree back. He loved how soft his husband was.

So, later in they sat on the couch, watching Inanimate Insanity Invitational, cuddling and kissing, as they drank their martinis. "Just remember pookie, I'm gonna fuck you up tonight." Black Hole said, smirking. Tree blushed. "Oh god!" He giggled. "Daddy!"