Cheese on a Cake

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Me: Look guys! We got another question!

Ness: I hope it's not half a dare

Me: It's from VOCALOIDFNA! The question was: Do you guys like cheesecake?

Jeff: Instead of me dieing of blood loss from my ear, let's do this one-by-one!

Ninten: Me first, I'm the smartest one here!

Ness: More like you're the smartest alec here!

Lucas: Breath, Ninten, breath

Ninten: I hate cheesecake! It's disgusting and poisons my cake!

Ness: You hate everything

Lucas: Ohhhhhhhh Noooooooh

Ninten: SAY ONE MORE GODANG THING ABOUT ME NESS, AND I'LL SHOVE MY BASEBALL BAT UP YOUR BUTT!

Me: What's with your obsession with shoving things up people's rears?

Ninten: *Wacks Collin with a bat*

Me: *passes out*

Poo: Great! Now he can't answer the question!

Paula: I loooooovvvvveeee Cheesecake! Especially with BLOOD toppings!

Ness: Good for you, it's kinda meh when it comes to cheesecake, but I won't refuse it

Lucas: I'll try it!

Porky: I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT!

Jeff: Once you stop living like a hamster in that ball over there, you can kill us, Porky

Lucas: *Gets a Cake, puts cheese in it* Is this it?

Ninten: No you idiot!

Jeff: This is cheesecake *Hands Lucas cheesecake*

Lucas: Uhh ok *Bites into it*

Poo: Will ya hurry up?

Lucas: This is amazing! *Bites more into it*

Jeff: That's enough for you Lucas *tries takes it*

Lucas: *Bites on Jeff's hand*

Jeff: AHHHHHHHH

Paula: *Hits Lucas with a frying pan* Don't hurt my Jeff!

Poo: Great, even more knockouts

Jeff: I like cheesecake.....what? You wanted more? Well, YOU GET NOTHING!

Poo: Wow, I get to go last, as usual! Well, I don't like it, it has a weird taste, I like sushi much better, and that's not saying a lot

Porky: You forgot about me!

Ninten: No one cares about you here

Ness: Thanks for the question! Gives us more questions! And I'll stop spamming PK Fire!

Lucas: Ask!

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