Me: Sorry for the interruption, but Ninten is currently locked in a cage and will not be participating in this question.
Ninten:-_- Nope, I'm not going to say anything.
Me:Ok, this question is from LucasandNess6 :How was my friend Ness in Super Smash Bros. Melee?
Ness: Underwhelming, always getting butt kicked by Foxes and Captain Falcons.
Ninten: I wish I was in smash...but no one knows who I am..
Jeff: I was in smash bros.....as an assist trophy.
Paula: It's not fair how Ness learns all my moves in smash! It would be better to put ME in.
Lucas: Welp I'm just dlc.....Ness clone my butt...
Porky: I'm the big bad boss in brawl..
Ness: GO BACK IN YOUR ROCKS IT'S ABOUT ME, NOT YOU!
Poo: ...Wow what a jerk!
Ness: But I am far more superior in brawl, and defiantly smash 4. It's my time to be on the top tiers!
Lucas: Yeah, I'm just below you! Solid B tier!
Ninten: Yeah, which means no one plays as you
Me: I'll be back *grabs cage and pushes it off a cliff*
Ninten: Wait, what are y- *falls* AHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOFFFFF
Everyone: *looks down*
Ness: But I always refuse to play melee, because tourney yards don't deserve another smash! But don't get me wrong, I love melee, it's way to competitive and overrated!
Lucas: Uhhh Ness wanna smash?
Ness: Sure
Lucas: *picks Magicant* Hehe
Ness: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DO HAVE TO BE IN HORRIBLE MAPS? NEW PORK CITY, NOW MAGICANT?
Me: Well, that wraps up our chapter, thanks for asking, and keep it up!
Ness: And ask about Ninten, because I really would like to see him suffer.
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