I decided, instead of a chapter. I'm gonna have multiple in one book. So I hope you enjoy this guys. I'll do these whenever I have a blank spot or something like that.
The head masters of Union academy were taking some disciplinary actions on some students.
Ozpin: Kara, you must understand that what you did was more unnecessary than it should have been.
Kara: Oh come on! It's not my fault Cardin can't take a hit, besides he's the one started it! Velvet asked him to stop and he wouldn't less so I made him listen with my fist.
Nezu: Yes, we understand, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that nearly 42 of his bones are broken. We've already given his punishment but you will be taking supplementary classes after the end of the day. You may go.
Kara: Man, come on! *Flies out.*
Master Makarov: Well at least she was more calm about it than last time.
Ozpin: Quite. Glynda, send the next one in please.
The doors open as said student walks in and sits down.
Ozpin: Now then, do you know why you're here mister-OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
Niko: Hi.
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Ozpin sits down and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Before pouring THE ENTIRE BOTTLE into his coffee. Before taking a long chug and setting it down. Before sighing.
Ozpin: What the fuck did you do now?
*Flashback*
All of the students of Union were peacefully relaxing, enjoying their days. Some having conversations with other's, some were doing their own thing, and some were just enjoying the peacefulness of the day.
Our protagonist sits down with a mug as he fidgets with a tea bag sitting in the hot water. He then took a Quick Look around. Before looking down back at his mug.
Niko: ...Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea taste better if you put it in hot water?
Everyone instantly jumped and froze at that statement.
Rias: Y-You're putting it in cold water??????
Momo: *About to lose her fucking mind* Niko?! Answer the question Niko?!
Niko: Yeah, I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the "Tea-iffication" process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Mako: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???!!!
Weiss (offended): Why are you... putting it in the microwave... to boil it?
Mako: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!
Weiss: It takes less than a minute!!
Make: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!
Weiss: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER?!
