Hello! Just a warning, I will no longer be following the movies because it takes too long to copy down everything so I'm just gonna do my own. Deal with it. Love ya! 🤟
Students poured out of the Great Hall, chatting to their friends.
[in the Slytherin dorms]
Sabrina is knelt down by her trunk, going through her things.
PANSY: Why do we have to share with the boyssssssss?
She was clearly annoyed but too tired to complain any further. She flopped down, face first onto her bed.
SABRINA: (amused) You tell me.
DAPHNE:We need to go to Diagon Alley next year and get a ton of kids to ask for Slytherin. Then, maybe, there'll be enough girls for us to get our own dorm!
BRI: Solid plan.
BLAISE: Look, it's only weird if you make it weird. Three girls, three boys. Draco doesn't give a fuck about anyone, I'm gay, and Theo's kinda horny but c'est la vie.
DRACO: I don't wanna share!
BRI: Sorry, Trust Fund, some of us didn't grow up in a mansion where we had the whole West Wing to ourselves. Get used to it.
Draco stumbled for words, trying to think of a witty comeback.
DRACO, finally: Mudblood.
BRI: Charming, Goldilocks.
PANSY: Ha!
BLAISE: Uh... how about we draw a line? Girls on one side, boys on the other. We don't have to talk to each other so everyone gets along. 'Kay?
[meanwhile, in the Gryffindor common room]
RON: He's a pig with fur!
HERMIONE: Irony at its finest, considering that pungent shoe brush in your pocket!
HARRY: We should probably go to sleep or-
RON: That thing is terrorising poor Scabbers! He won't leave my side with that monster lurking around!
Bri couldn't help but smile. Monster. That thing was about as much of a monster as Blaise is straight. They should see some of the Furies her and her friends have faced.
[Slytherin dorm]
BLAISE: There.
There was a clear line on the floor made from black duct tape splitting the room in two.
BLAISE: Now we won't have to annoy each other.
THEO: But don't be afraid to join me on my side, ladies. Blaise.
He smirked, making everyone in the room roll their eyes.
"I don't like this" commented Tony, Clint, Steve and Bruce all at once, their voices squeaky.
Minnie Moo pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. "Mr Nott, I must insist that you refrain from inviting girls into your bed. Well, girls and Mr Zabini."
PANSY: You're gonna leave out Draco? (feigning disappointment) That's harsh.
DRACO: No-
BRI: Are you really saying that you'd smash everyone in the room but Cashmere? Cold.
Tony wiped away tears of joy from these nicknames. 'I knew I raised you well!' He sobbed.
DRACO: I don't want-
THEO: No need to feel ashamed, Malfoy! Everyone wants a piece of me! (winking)
DRACO: Okay? I will keep that in mind...?
A/N
Hey there, guys, gals and non-binary pals! This is a super short chapter that I wrote instead of sleeping.
Again, I might use the movies or books for reference or specific scenes but I'll mainly write my own 'script' for Hogwarts parts.
See you next chapter!! Love ya! 🫶
Word count: 544
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