♡𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨: 𝙈𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙈𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚𝙢 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 ♡

𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧 2 - 𝙊𝙠𝙖𝙮 '𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣'

[A mask is laid in a bathing light as a green hand slowly grabs it. Swords, sheathed, Sais, gripped, Bo, spunning like a helicopter, nunchucks, ready for whacking. The New York city lid opened up as four creatures burst from the fewers and leap onto rooftops of nearby buildings.]

Leo: Master Splinter has given us a very important mission for tonight. The target is across the street. We must use stealth and cunning to infiltrate the human world and retrieve... "Yogurt"!

Raph: (imitating Leo) Yo-gurt!

Mikey: Okay, "Batman".

Leo: I'm just trying to hype you guys up.

Raph: Give me that list. What else are we getting? Four quarts of nonfat milk... ...ice cream, fruits and veggies... ...and a party-size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

Mikey: I like cheese puffs.

Donnie: He was very specific about the party size. He underlined it twice.

Leo: Donnie, you're on toiletries.

Donnie: Got it.

Leo: Raph, you're stocking up the pantry. Mikey, you're on junk food.

Mikey: Yessirski.

Leo: And remember-- don't let any human see you. Because why?

Turtles: "Humans are the demon scum of the earth. Avoid them, don't say hi. They lust to murder that which is different from them. To interact with them is to die."

Leo: And hey, I know that's objectively prejudiced, but that's what Dad taught us.

Mikey: Uh, I think humans seem kind of cool, to be honest. Beyonce...

Donnie: We wouldn't have K-pop without humans.

Raph: Drake. The GOAT of all time.

Leo: I would love to have brunch with Tom Brady.

Mikey: Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang. And I've always wanted to go to Flavortown.

Leo: Look, we all think humans are cool, but we got a job to do. Let's go!

Michelangelo: "Let's go, I'm Leo."

Donnie: "I'm the leader." You sound like you have bronchitis.

[Leo covers a security camera inside a bodega. Raph repels down from the ceiling and grabs two loaves of bread. Donnie grabs some toilet paper with his bo-staff. At the docks, Raph leaps onto a shipping container. He grabs a jug of protein powder. The Mikey and Leo figures leap onto a moving truck and break inside to reveal bags of Party Size Doritos.]

AFTER SHOPPING

[The turtles ascend the side of a building that has a giantscreen on it. We see a news report playing on the screen...]

TV reporter: Terror strikes the heart of Manhattan yet again today with another brazen and deadly heist. An industrial-grade power converter was stolen mid-transport. Police fear it's connected with a recent string of other deadly thefts. New Yorkers live in fear. Parents citywide are calling for a curfew until the criminal is caught. But the only lead is a mysterious mastermind known on the streets as Superfly.

[On the rooftop, moments later.]

Leo: Not bad. Heading home on a good note. Get these groceries back--

Raph: Whoa, what? We've been out for an hour. Come on, let's stay out.

Leo: Come on. We said we weren't gonna do this anymore. Last week was Madison Square Garden to watch the Knicks. The week before that was the Adele concert.