♡𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨: 𝙈𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙈𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚𝙢 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 ♡

𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧 8 - 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙁𝙡𝙮 & 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮

[The turtles pull up in the van under the Brooklyn bridge where countless gangster scenes have taken place.]

Raph: Wow, you're actually a good driver, Donnie.

Donnie: Countless hours on Forza Horizon finally paid off!

April: (through headset) Hey guys.

Angie: (through headset) April you forgot to say over, over

Lorise: Ha, over

Athena: Lol this is funny, over

Leo: Uh hello, guys, you there? Over.

[April, filming from a vantage point not too far away with Angie, Athena and Lorise. They talk through a bluetooth earpiece.]

April: Yeah I got you. Now just know, this footage is going to be the definitive imagery of your entire existences... so um... like don't make it lame or anything over.

Raph: Good one!

MIKEY: Hey, we're not the ones who puked on camera.

LEO: We would have to try really hard to do that, actually.

DONNIE: Hey shut up shut up look! Here he comes!

[We see a two awesome cars and a motorcucle slowly approaching.]

Mikey: Look at those cars!

Raph: He's got some swagger to him!

Mikey: This guy is Superfly!

Donnie: The horsepower must be crazy!

Mikey: I mean, look at those rims bro!

Leo: Alright guys, there's two cars and a motorcycle, that's like ten dudes tops.

Raph: Oh man, they're gonna be SO SCARED when they see they're about to roll up on a bunch of mutants! HAHAHA!!

[ANGLE ON: Superfly's cars pull up across from the Turt's Van. One of the car door opens, and a dark figure emerges, the car raising from the relief his massive weight. The figure steps into the light. It's a giant warthog man. The turtles look shocked. Beside him was his rhino partner. The mutant holds up an 80's style boombox and hits PLAY.]

April: Oh my God, I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.

Angie: More mutants.

Mikey: What do we do, Leo?

Leo: Uh, I dunno I...

Donnie: You're the leader! You should know!

Raph: Alpha? Alpha formation?

Donnie: You don't even know what Alpha Formation is!

[As the opening chords echo out, we see another door open. A monsterous foot steps out. We get glimpses of this creature as it emerges from the car, and steps towards the gangsters to the beat of the music. We see a giant claw, anennae, weird hands giant wings (one of which is half missing). The creature is finally revealed - It's a hulking, terrifying fly man.]

Donnie: What is that?

[From the cars behind him emerge his rew.]

Superfly: (yelling to the van) Yooo!!!! Come on ya'll! Let's get the goods!!

[He rups the front of the van, revealing the turtles.]

Turtles: Ahhh!

Superfly: Yo!

Turtles: Ahhh!

Superfly: WHAT?? What the- Y'all some little tortoises huh? Damn! Look at ya! Y'all adorable man! Bad Bernie's got some turtles on the payroll!