"Ah, yes. The first movie in my trilogy. Although, I won't be talking as much as in the movie because this book is not about me and the author will mostly focus on the protagonist instead. You! Yes, you! You're the protagonist in this book! However, most of you will be disappointed because apparently the author didn't know WHO IS GONNA BE YOUR LOVE INTEREST! I MEAN, COME ON, AUTHOR, GIVE THE READERS A GIRL TO FUCK!"
• • •
You as Y/N L/N
The Protagonist Of The Book
• • •
Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson
One Sexy Motherfucker
• • •
Stefan Kapičić as Colossus
Hopefully His Wife Survives Those
• • •
Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead
She's Got A Cool Name
• • •
Ed Skrein as Ajax
I Swear His Name Is Francis
• • •
And The Rest of The Cast as Their Respective Characters
Jeez, I'm Not Wasting My Time Finding Everyone's GIF
• • •
"I'll bet ya, this first arc is gonna be too short because let's be real, if you were in the movie, you might get at least 30 minutes of screen time. Probably the author will put an origins story about how you get the powers and all those crap to make it longer. Happy reading, peanut!"