Amatsu:*whistle*you boys got WAAAAAAY too much money
They basically kidnapped me and carried me onto a ship. That ship then entered orbit and I saw it.
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(The big one)
Amatsu:what is that like 20 kilometres? 25?
They didn't answer.
Amatsu:well you guys are amazing company...oh can I practice my jokes? I've been trying to add some comedy into my mass murders
I saw them slightly turn to look at eachother.
Amatsu:okay, okay...what's yellow and sinks? A bus full of children
Nothing.
Amatsu:alright I admit not the best hang on
We docked and left into what I assume was the hanger. It was fucking big snd full of normal people and these fucking big guys.
Amatsu:here's my next one. What do you call two Emo's fucking in a science class? My Chemical Romance
Again nothing. We were walking now and the four of them were escorting me. We made it into a corridor and all the Humans were making way quickly for them. Some even bowed.
Amatsu:you know? The band? You don't know them-oh my God pleade tell you have ACDC? Black Sabbath?
Again nothing.
Amatsu:FUCK! LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING!
I fell to my knees and started punching the floor.
Amatsu:DAMN YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE! WHOEVER YOU ARE!? DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
They just stared at me and two of them picked me up by the arms.
Amatsu:that's from Planet of the Apes...
Nothing.
Amatsu:jesus christ this is the worst place ever...
They dragged me to a large door.
Amatsu:oh what's this? Is it the bathroom? Cause I really-
It opened and they threw me inside. The doors closed immediately after. I stood up and popped my dislocated bones back into place.
Amatsu:wait a minute...this isn't the bathroom
I felt a very chilling fear crawl up my spine that tingled.
Amatsu:oooh~ I am in danger!
I turned and saw this incredibly tall, lean, white haired woman.
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???:hello Mortal...
Amatsu:juries still out on that whole "Mortal" thing but anyway hello I'm Amatsu, second best Judge Holden
She smirked slightly.
Alpharia:I am Alpharia, Primarch of the Alpha Legion-
Amatsu:gonna need to take a rain check babe, see I'm about to shit a tsunami so if you could just point me in the direction of the nearest bathroom that'd be-FUCK!
Her whole had wrapped around my helmet and pushed me into the wall.
Alpharia:science. You knew about my Sons...how? From the reports given to me, you had just arrived
Amatsu:(muffled)Isakai
Alpharia:excuse me?
She let go and I slid down to the floor.
Amatsu:you got some real rippers on you! Damn I'm impressed. Anyway I was Isakaied
