Round one of Amatsu's challenge to the Alpha Twins was actually incredibly sensible...
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For him anyway.
Amatsu:my Queen landed on a snake! Your pawns are gone!
Alpharia:I rolled a six! Negated! I move my pawn three spaces!
Amatsu:HA! You landed on a kids face! Your toes are gone and your crippled! With this ladder I move my king behind your lines!
Alpharia:stupid fuck!
Amatsu:not if I roll a four or higher! Five lets go!
Alpharia:Counter roll!
Amatsu:your Bishops on a snake
Alpharia:oh my bad
Amatsu:nah no worries. I ACTIVATE MY KINGS SELF DESTRUCT!
Alpharia:Queens gambit counter!
Amatsu:Counter Roll!
Alpharia:Bishops on a snake!
Amatsu:FUCK MY OWN PICKUP!
Alpharia:I my six sided sixty four die! Fourty two...
Amatsu:NO! IMPOSSIBLE!
Alpharia:I SUMMON THE GOD PAWN! I WIN!
Amatsu:CASTLE SHIELD! ROLL BITCH!
Alpharia:AAAAAHHHH!
Amatsu:AAAAAAHHHH!
Alpahria rolled a 5 and Amatsu a 4.
Amatsu:you win good game
The next challenge was Amatsu vs Omega in a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Amatsu knew this as YuGiOh.
Omega:I'll summon Albaz
Amatsu:Imperm
Omega:set four and pass
Amatsu:set four and summon Gattlin Ogre
Omega:that's only from the show!
Amatsu:you said any cards are allowed! I got three raigeki and feather duster in here! Activate his effect and send my four set cards to grave and deal five hundred for each!
Omega:FUCK!
Amatsu may have cheated. The third snd final challenge was simple. A simulated battle with both sides having the same units. Amatsu was up against both of then working together. The were looking at a large table with holographic images of the battlefield.
Amatsu:my methods of military strategy are what some would consider...unnatural
Alpharia:I'll admit you have done well thus far, but you won't beat both of us at our own game
Omega:he cheated...
Amatsu:HA! Please I invented the game you simply adopted it!
Amatsu completely ignored Omega. And thus the game of Legions Imperialis began. It somehow ended in a draw. Both sides were wondering even how the fuck that was possible but both sides were too stubborn to say.
Omega:all according to plan
Amatsu:yes MY plan
Alpharia:please your brains far too small to plan that far ahead. We've planned this from the start
Amatsu:I've planned this outcome from this morning!
Omega:we've been planning since last night!
Amatsu:I meant yesterday's morning!
Alpharia:as soon as we made the bet I've been planning this!
He couldn't go back any further than thay or he'd look like an idiot.
Amatsu:well I've been-!
A voice over the Vox Speaked on Alpharia's hip sounded.
Marine:my Primarch we have arrived
Alpharia smirked looking like she'd just won.
Alpharia:it seems my skills are required elsewhere Amatsu
She started walking.
Amatsu:so...you admit defeat?
She stopped and turned smiling.
Alpharia:do you want to go back in the pit?
Amatsu:your gonna toss me back in anyway...so I might aswell derail your entire invasion plan
He held a pen. She didn't know it was just a pen he stole it before he was taken to this world.
Alpharia:that's just a pen
Okay maybe she can tell.
Amatsu:ugh fiiiiine. Can I at least join you? I've been locked up for months, Omega's great company but I need to kill something or be killed by something
Omega:I can kill you
Omega walked over and casually ripped his head off. His body remained standed and crossed his arms.
Amatsu:that was good but it was too fast, I need it slower! Like I haven't been shot with those Meltaguns I've heard so much about, I wanna get shot by that!
Both of them looked at him and each other. Alpharia had a face of disgust that basically said "really? Him?". Omega responded with a small smile.
Amatsu:are you two like telepathic? I thought that was a myth with twins?
Alpharia sighed
Alpharia:very well you may come
Omega:but-
Alpharia had her signature look of superiority.
Alpharia:what Sister? Are you worried he'll get hurt? He can't die...you'll be fine won't you?
His body jumped and reattached his head.
Amatsu:Immortality!
He went to turn his head couldn't and instead twisted his body around snapping his own neck. Omega was still holding his head.
Amatsu:turn please
She did so they faced eachother.
Amatsu:see? Can't die!
She did put him down and he snapped his neck back into place and ran off with Alpharia.
