Hoseok: I'm bored.
Jin: (grumbles) Same.
Taehyung: Ou, let's see who can come up with the most innovative pick-up line!
Yoongi: (raises a brow, takes a breath then smirks) I can't turn water into wine but I can turn you into mine.
Jin's jaw drops. Hoseok stares.
Taehyung: (fakes concern) Do you have a sunburn (drops the act) or are you always this hot?
Jimin: Don't bite your lips. Lemme do it for you. (Smirks)
Namjoon: Are you a mathematician? Because I 1, 2, 1/2, 6 with you.
Hoseok chokes.
Jin: There are better things to choke on than air, my dear Hobi.
Hoseok yelps.
Jungkook: I'm not into watching sunsets, but I'd love to see you go down. (Grins)
Hoseok: Fine, my turn. (Clears throat) You're so hot, even my zipper's falling for you.
Taehyung: This ain't over yet. (Looks over at YOU) Your turn now! Yeah, you. You reading this, you! Shoot us with the best pick-up line you can, I dare you. (Gives YOU a boxy smile) Let's see what you got!
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Seven "Normal" Boys
أدب الهواةSeven normal boys, they said... Please note that these don't belong to me. The credit goes to the actual owner. I've just compiled these. They made me laugh so hard, so why not share and make you laugh as well? 😉🫰🏻
