Call Firestar "Rusty" every time you talk to him!
Darkclaw: Hi Rusty! How's it going?
Firestar: (through clenched teeth) Im not rustyyyy...
Darkclaw: Ok well Rusty, wanna go hunting with me?
Firestar: *low growl*
Darkclaw: What's wrong Rusty? Badger? Wait, no badgers aren't in Starclan, don't worry Rusty!
Firestar: *growling gets louder*
Darkclaw: Rusty, I told you you, there aren't any badgers! Wait, are you scared of foxes, Rusty? I mean, wow, like, I've never seen a kittypet that angry!
Firestar: *unsheathes claws*
Darkclaw: Don't worry Rusty! I'll take care of you, young kittypet!
Firestar: *throws Darkclaw to Dark Forest*
Darkclaw: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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20 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Starclan.
HumorFollow Starclan warrior Darkclaw on his adventures to try to get kicked out of Starclan! From the cruelest ways to the most dumb, explore 20 amazing ways he uses to complete his hilarious mission!
