Chapter 4: Pass Or Fail: Survival Test

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Naruto: He's late.

Naruto is peeking into the hallway, looking for their sensei.

Kyllian: Naruto, just wait, he'll be here

Sakura: Yeah, Naruto, stay still.

Naruto: Why's it that only
our squad's teacher is late?

Naruto: The other squads have gone off somewhere with their new teachers, and Iruka Sensei's also left.

Kyllian: Naruto, what are you doing!?

Naruto puts an eraser in between the sliding doors.

Sakura: Man, you're asking for it

Inner Sakura: I like stuff like this!

Kyllian: Nope, im taking the blame for this time.

Kyllian goes to sit back down.

Sasuke: A Jonin wouldn't get caught in such a weak booby trap.

Kyllian: Yeah, I agree with Sasuke.

The masked man comes in and slides open the door as the eraser drops on his head.

Naruto: I got him, I got him.

Sakura: I-I'm sorry, sir.

Sakura: I tried to stop him, but Naruto did it on his own...

Inner Sakura: It's all good.

Kyllian is sitting there blowing a bubble.

Sasuke: Get real. Is he really a Jonin?

The masked man picks up the eraser.

???: How can I put this? As for my first impression of you guys? Well, I hate you.

On top of a rooftop of a building as the Jonin Sensei talks.

???: Let's see, first off, let me have
you guys introduce yourselves.

Sakura: Introduce ourselves... What should we say?

???: Your likes, dislikes, your future dreams, hobbies, things like that!

Naruto: Hey! Before that, please tell us about yourself.

Kyllian: Yeah, I'm interested to know too.

Kakashi: Me? My name's Kakashi Hatake. I don't feel like telling you
guys, about my likes and dislikes. I've never really thought about my future dream... As for my hobbies, I have many.

Sakura looks at Kyllian and Naruto.

Sakura: In the end, isn't all we know his name?

Naruto/Kyllian: Yeah.

Kyllian: Wait, hold on, Hatake, my friend has that last name.

Kakashi: Yes, it is true we are apart of the same clan.

Naruto: That's awesome.

Kakashi: Let's start with you.

Naruto: My name's Naruto Uzumaki! I like instant ramen, but what I like even more is the ramen from Ichiraku that Iruka Sensei treats me to. What I dislike is the three minutes after pouring hot water into the instant ramen. My hobby is eating and comparing ramen! And my future dream... is to surpass the Hokage! And so I'm going to get the entire village to acknowledge my existence!

Kakashi: I see. (Inside his head) This kid is growing up in an interesting way.

Kakashi: Okay, next.

Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno. What I like... I mean, who I like is...

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