The Knight

Chapter One

Read the intro before reading this please!

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"Aleksandr, Vladimir was called sick today so you're gonna have to take his place today at the tsar's party at 6 P.M., don't stress." Ivan reported to Louis, later walking away.

"Aleksandr" was Louis's fake name, since he didn't know much Russian names- Ivan was also one of Louis's "friends," I guess you could call him, but...

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CHOOSE LOUIS TO REPLACE VLADIMIR'S POST FOR THIS PARTY?!

Prussia didn't want a higher risk of getting exposed, since Vladimir's post was to GUARD Nikolai Petersburg, AKA the Russian Empire.

Also since the tsars are hosting the party, with R.E. joining in too- you should always know there's gonna be vodka involved, stupid Nikolai always gets sobber whenever parties are hosted, hell, Prussia doesn't even want to be responsible for the Russian Empire at the end of the night!

"Hey, Aleksandr, feeling lucky to guard a Countryhuman?" Andrei, a friend of Louis, asked.

"Feeling lucky to guard the Countryhuman? Andrei, you know how stupidly sobber he gets at parties. Hell no! I don't want to guard him! I'd rather fall out of the world!" Louis yelled quietly, Andrei laughed.

Whenever Louis would get mad, Andrei would just laugh at him since he sounded "as angry as a German-" which isn't good, Louis needed to keep practicing his fake Russian accent.

"Wanna go train with me outside? It's still the morning and most of the knights are on duty guarding the palace, so..?" Andrei waited for an answer, is was pretty chilly outside- freaking Russian weathers, Prussia wasn't used to them so Andrei would tease him about how "western" he is (Which is true-).

"Sure, I guess. If I feel like I'm about to get frostbite then I'm ditching you." Prussia finally said, he'll have to get his coat on the way.

"Fine by me, then."

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Prussia stayed put as the Russian Empire talked with four nobles from all over the empire, god Prussia can't stand Russia's yapping- is that how his fellow Prussians saw him all those years ago? An annoying-ass yapper? He's glad he ran away from his country.

"-I was hoping to see Vladimir today since I wanted to give him a gift, but I suppose he's not here today- hey snow-hair! Where's Vladimir?" One of the nobles asked, turning to Prussia.

"He's sick. I-I was told to guard his majesty." Prussia replied, feeling sick using the word "majesty," even tho he himself is royal- it didn't sound right.

"Hm, okay. If you say so." 

After a while, which felt like hours of standing and guarding, the nobles left, but Nikolai didn't seem to try and find other people to talk to, he suddenly turned to Louis. 

 "What's with your accent? " Russia asked, god this was something Prussia did not want to answer at the moment, he's so damn tired of standing.

"Your majesty, I feel quite offended..?" Prussia tried, trying his best to avoid the question.

"I'm just curious, do you come from the other groups of people? Like the Kazakhs, or Uzbeks?" 

"No, all i know is that my great-great-grandmother emigrated from the western countries of europe and came here to mother Russia, I don't know which country she was specifically from, tho." Prussia lied, trying to look as confident as possible.

"So you speak another language too?" R.E. asked, Prussia shook his head, god he feels like he's drenched in nervousness and that Nikolai could see right through him, fuck.

"Your majesty, please stop asking me personal questions, I'm getting pretty uncomfortable."

"Okay, okay, you just kind of remind me of that "Louis Berlin" guy, the Countryhuman of the Kingdom of Prussia- but without the white hair and your face, of course." Nikolai said.

"Erm, I do?"

"Yeah, gotta be honest he's pretty admirable, but wanted for attempting to assassinate his own son."

Well fuck.

But does everyone actually believe that? Louis would never try to kill his own son, Frederick was his FAVORITE SON (despite Frederick being an only child). who falsely accused him? What even was the damn goal?!

"What's your name?" Nikolai asked, as he grabbed a nearby drink- a bottle of vodka (great).

"Aleksandr Minskyiv, your majesty." Damn, Prussia doesn't even know how many times he has to lie, he's just hoping Nikolai wouldn't recognize him, especially his eyes-

"Common first name, never heard of that last name. I ask, what's with the white hair? Feeling bored with your natural hair?" 

"Uh, yeah. I guess- just a wig I like." Louis answered.

"Hm."

And that was the end of that conversation.

Minutes turned to hours, and Russia was still out in the party drinking so many bottles of vodka, I swear this is his 6th one already.

"Alksanderrrrr! Try a *hiccup* shot! Or is it shit? I donh *hiccup* know.." Nikolai suddenly shoved a cup filled to the rim with vodka in front of Louis's face, he's pretty sure he can't, for Nikolai's safety.

"Nikolai, your majesty. I reject your offer." Louis said, Nikolai wasn't gonna be very happy of his response, he just knew.

"Nahhhhhh. Take ITTTTTTT*hiccup*-Tttt!!" Russia yelled, shoving it in front of his face again.

"No."

"Take it or I'll *hiccup* fuckING punish you for disobeying orderssss!" Nikolai yelled again, Jesus- he's acting like some toddler having a tantrum.

"Okay! But if I get in trouble, you better agree to take the blame." Louis sighed.

Dumb ways to get in trouble, what if a assassin comes in?

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He woke up with a headache paining him, now Louis just wishes he could control the sun to shut off.

What happened last night?-

"Slept good?" Nikolai suddenly asked, appearing behind him- looks like he just showered.

"Mr. Headache is fucking Mrs. Prussian Brain, I am not okay." Prussia groaned, Russia chuckled. 

"Which room am I in?" Prussia asked, covering his eyes with his arm. The sun is too bright for his liking right now.

"My room, I don't remember dragging you here, tho. I woke up on the couch... We probably fought over who should sleep in the bed last night since my arm was pretty scratched to bright, crimson red when I woke up."

"Well it's not my fault I scratched you, your sobber self begged me to drink that much." Prussia stated, Russia didn't say anything to that.

"Go shower, you stink." Russia suddenly said, rude? Never mind...

Heya the "accent" parts might look random and stupid but you'll see ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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