as freakbob woke up, he went to change, opening up his closet and taking out his school uniform. as he slipped it on he took out his favorite pair of thigh high pink cat socks. "nyaa! so kawaii!" freakbob shouted in awe. he slapped on some some makeup and ran through the door, a piece of toast in his mouth. "oh no! i am so late!! nyaahhhhhhhhhhh" he yelled, causing people to laugh and look at him in utter disgust. "nyaaaauuuujhhhhhhhh-" freakbob bumped into something bouncy and soft? he looked up and saw his ex boyfriend, CASEOH! you can never mistake his weight for anyone else's, not even gorlock the destroyer can compare. "fee fi fo fum, freakbob gives me food like a bum" caseoh laughed, rubbing his tummy. "caseoh, stop bothering me. you're not eating my lunch!" caseoh growled angrily and stomped closer. "listen here freakbob, we can take it the easy way or the hard way. your choice baby girl." freakbobs heart dropped, feeling a wave of shock and fear "wait! is that kitty?" freakbob pointed behind caseoh, running away
Freakbobs POV:
finally i got away from my ex, caseoh. i remember listening to gekka no yasoukyoko by malice mizer. he called it emo and i corrected him. it's not emo, it's vkei and absolute peak music. i guess he was into pink lemonade like the white boy he is, or leprechaun? i don't know. anyway, i arrive at school, im immediately greeted by my bestie diego brando. he's a dinosaur therian, and I NEED A THERIAN GIRLFRIEND 😭😭😭. "what's up freakbob?" he greeted waving at me. "where's reigen?" i asked, looking around. "i heard he has a date with your ex, barry bee benson."
my heart dropped. reigen knew i still had feelings, that bastard. "he also called you a bop, for being such a y/n" diego added, gossiping. "a bop??" okay, i admit. i have folded for gojo, giyu, 6taro, and helia from winx club, but that doesn't mean anything! i am not like y/n, with her "petite body" and her "it's too big! i can't take it!" attitude. lets be honest, one inch can be too big. i sigh, immediately texting reigen.
reigen
freakbob
whats tea ho??? calling me a
bop when you're literally passed
around like who r u??? 😂😭
if u got smth to say, say it to my face
reigen
alr bet bitch
u think ur allat js because
you pulled caseoh
calling me passed around when you have
a higher body count than y/n.
meet up after skoo
if u dont show up, u a pussy
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