ALLRIGHT THE BEGINING OF THE BOOK (This is a fake chapter

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Luffy: Please! Let me come with you!!!!!!!

Shanks: Sorry Luffy, but your nor sigma enough to join my pirate crew!

Luffy: PLEASE SHANKS, I WILL BEAR UP THE TOILETS AND ALL THE ALPHAS IN YOUR CREW WITH MY STRECING D!CK!!!

Shanks: That Would Be usefull, if you were a NOOB!!! L! 

Luffy: Alright, FINE! I had to use it, ENGLISH OR SPANISH!?!?!?!?

Shanks: Ummm. E-N-G-L-I-S-H.

Luffy: Whoever moves i a 1,000,000 meater radious is GAY!!!

(Everybody frezes)

Random village: THAT AN'T GOING TO WORK ON ME!!! WHY? I SHOW YA (MOAN)

ONE ENTERNTY LATER...

Luffy: All right, it can end.

Mountain bandints break in.

Mountain Bandints cap': GIVE US TEN GALLONS OF BEER OR ELSE WE WILL KIDNAP THAT KID.

Luffy: OH YEA?!?!? I'LL EAT THE GUM GUM FRUIT!!!

Mountain Bandints cap' DO IT!!

Luffy: ALL RIGHT!!!! "eat's it"

Mountain Bandints cap': AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, RUN!!!

LUFFY: GUM GUM< D!CK BLAST!!!

END OF CHAPTER

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