Luffy: Please! Let me come with you!!!!!!!
Shanks: Sorry Luffy, but your nor sigma enough to join my pirate crew!
Luffy: PLEASE SHANKS, I WILL BEAR UP THE TOILETS AND ALL THE ALPHAS IN YOUR CREW WITH MY STRECING D!CK!!!
Shanks: That Would Be usefull, if you were a NOOB!!! L!
Luffy: Alright, FINE! I had to use it, ENGLISH OR SPANISH!?!?!?!?
Shanks: Ummm. E-N-G-L-I-S-H.
Luffy: Whoever moves i a 1,000,000 meater radious is GAY!!!
(Everybody frezes)
Random village: THAT AN'T GOING TO WORK ON ME!!! WHY? I SHOW YA (MOAN)
ONE ENTERNTY LATER...
Luffy: All right, it can end.
Mountain bandints break in.
Mountain Bandints cap': GIVE US TEN GALLONS OF BEER OR ELSE WE WILL KIDNAP THAT KID.
Luffy: OH YEA?!?!? I'LL EAT THE GUM GUM FRUIT!!!
Mountain Bandints cap' DO IT!!
Luffy: ALL RIGHT!!!! "eat's it"
Mountain Bandints cap': AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, RUN!!!
LUFFY: GUM GUM< D!CK BLAST!!!
END OF CHAPTER
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One Piece (Retold
AventuraTHe One Peice World has evloved into a retold story. Pls for give me if I add characters with wrong names or wrong moves. If you Want me to add any charters, leave the character's name in latest part!