Too cheezy~

The beginning of desserts.

⚠️TW: MINORS AND ADULTS AND BEINGS READING THIS (there's no point in stopping them- they are curious 💀🙄) your about to enter into a story with the following themes that may trigger viewers Sensitive to these topics.

⚠️Sexual themes. (Includes SA as well :( )

⚠️Violence and gore. And loss of cares ones.

⚠️Kidnapping and Dark humor.

⚠️LGBTQ (I know this is random- But some maniacs are Homophobic- 🙂 so I'm just warning them- they are people too 💀)

⚠️RACISM (yes. I know 💀💀)

⚠️And sort of animal abuse (I know. I know- it's not good. but it's for plot 💀)

⚠️ and swears, potty language. Stinky bad words 😃

LETS START-

It all started.. with the gods. Food gods..

Lac (Lactose) the god of Dairy (also a milkman 😏)

Seed and Fert. The gods of veggies fruits And starches.

Rascal the god of meats. (I dare you say something dirty I fucking da-)

These food gods all came together eventually. forming a new world. Made entirely of.. Dirt. Yes. Dirt. 💀 Dirt and water. 😃 and plants- like the normal human world-

But this story's not about that-

As the world grew- Eventually the two gods. Seed and Fert came down-. "Planting" 💀 and by planting- I mean being zesty- YES. THIS EARLY IN THE STORY- IM NOT WRITING DETAILS.

And ofc- created the first. Ever. Baby veggies, fruits and starches 💀 the Broccoli family. (Not incest. Fert and Seed have the ability to mess with their genes 💀😭 everyone does- here-) Carrot family- Lettuce and tomato families.- Etc.

Which the same thing happened when rascal came down- blah blah- LETD JUST SKIP TO THE GOOD PART UGH- 👹

Society grew after thousands of years- Fert and Seed decided to come down to earth one last time to make something new.. something that could change Society forever.. Sugar Cane..

Sadly the sugar Caine family was short lived... as Other food groups have never seen them before-.. and obviously killed them all off.. which was the worst mistake they could ever make..

Fert and seed were angry- in response to the end of the sugarcane family.. They made it not rain for months.. Crops were destroyed and a member from each family would be sacrificed.. usually the older ones. Just for all of them to survive..

But the Sugar Cane... their blood dried. Forming into small sugar crystals.. creating something new.. Something great... But was it so great..? It felt.. more of a curse..

a sugar ball formed... Taking its shape of a small child.. one similar to the Dairy clan..

A floating sugar ball with floating sugary hair And a body made of pure sweet sugar..

This creature Was god of sweets..

But not here to grace the foods with more varieties to eat.. or anything great at all..

They were only here.. for vengeance..

The sugar had entered in town as rain came to pour over the crops.. Towns people were relieved. And thought the sugar that came into town "saved them". But.. a young Blueberry was the first victim..

*A blueberry pie was created.*

A T-Rex like creature. Who spat oversized Blueberries.

That blueberry kid.. now a Pie.. 💀 would rampage through the town. Many evacuated. And many died.

A specific god who had "work" (btw 💀 dude was supposed to watch over the world- 💀 I wonder how that went 😭)

Finally got back from Milking himself 💀 yep- Lac 😒

And what went down.. was so dumb that even I had to do the story dirty.

What went down basically  💀

Lac: OHH SHI-

Sugar ball: *Literally turning everything into Dessert.. EVEN BROCCOLI AND BEEF-?!? 😭😭😭*

Lac: *Cutely milks down the sugar-*

Sugar ball: *Pac man noises*

Lac: . . . OK YOU LITTLE SHI-

Sugar ball: *Chunky ass burp..*

Lac: . . . Ew you little rat-

In the end. sugar ball got cheesed-

Basically Lac made something so watery and yet so rubbery- (kinda) and squishy- that even sugar ball was like- "EUGHHH BITCH 😭" and basically went stupid and became one with the...

Well..

One with The Mozzarella..

TOO CHEESY.

Also coming soon to animation. (If I can figure out how to F*CKING USE BLENDER! And voice act every single character shittily cuz I have no money...)

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