A Milky Mess

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"After the Sugary Incident That happened in 94.. Our Dairy God 'lAC'. 'SaVEd' us from total Desert destruction.. any Questions students..."

*We are in a classroom setting. A broccoli teacher was story telling infront of a Bunch of 1st graders.*

*One of the kids. C.C. A young cream cheese girl wearing a big puffy dress and a small bow on the back of her Floppy cream cheese hair, Raised her hand and said-*

C.C: "ME ME ME!"

"Ugh.. yes C.C.." *Racist veggie noises 😡*

C.C: "so where is this 'Mozzarella ball' now?"

"No one knows.. but if we had to guess.. Up in the sky with those darn Gods.."

*The bell rang in the school. All the kids rushed out- Screaming yelling, everything- Off to lunch they went.. But when they came in... something was different.. The lunchroom was reorganized into a half Assembly looking Lunchroom.*

*The students were all clamoring into open seats- talking about how fancy the Cafe looked now-.. C.C sat with her brother S.C. (Sour cream and cream cheese be like 😖) S.C looked over to the stage and said in his usual bitter tone-*

S.C: "how do they even manage to fit more useless stuff in a room like this..."

C.C: "it's technically not a room- it's a cafe where lunch is served- so its basically a dini-"

S.C: "I don't care.."

*The Principal stepped up with a mic in hand, onto the stage and stood there with a smile, Mrs Apple 😭"

Mrs. Apple: "ahem.. Hello students!"

*Everyone quieted down 💀 Mrs Apple smiled and said*

Mrs Apple: "you may not have been informed.. but a Special visitor from above is coming to visit the school of Prestigious Food! And will be Taking 3 LUCKY Kids to a special place!"

*The kids ooo'd and Ahhhh'd 💀 As usual- C.C was the first hand to shoot up 💀*

Mrs Apple: "Yes C.C?"

C.C: "who is this special visitor? Is it a famous person?"

*The kids started whispering and chatting wondering who it would be. Mrs Apple shushed them all and said-*

Mrs Apple: "now kids- Patience.. we don't know who is coming over- but they sent a note saying it's the true "dairy god".. but it's very unlik-"

*Not even a millisecond later- Mr nippl- I mean 😫😫🥵🥵🥵 A liquidy dairy figure walked apon the stage- Mrs Apple shut up so fucking fast. Dropping her mic- which made that loud ass screaming
noise we all hate.*

Mrs Apple: "oh my 5 gods..."

*Lac in question:*

*Lac in question:*

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