The Oscar Piastri GroupChat

Names

oscar: australia

monaco

germany

spain

netherlands

Mark Webber: Oscar, what are you doing?

oscar: listing my home races

Carlos Sainz: Why do you have spain

I would never adopt you

oscar: cus nando is my grandpa stupid

and as if i would want to be adopted by you

Sebastian Vettel: Oscar!!

Be nice

oscar: but seeeb

carlos started it

Sebastian Vettel: You two be nice
to each other then

oscar: yes seb

Sebastian Vettel: Carlos?

Carlos Sainz: Yes Seb

Sebastian Vettel: Good

Alex Albon: well now that oscar and
carlos don't want to kill each other anymore

we should change our names

oscar: who said i don't want to
kill him anymore?

Sebastian Vettel: Oscar

oscar: sorry seb

but i agree with alex

these names are very george's
boring groupchat

George Russel: ITS A PROFESSIONAL
GROUP-CHAT

oscar: boring = professional

George Russel: I miss when you were
a shy rookie who respected us

oscar: oh i didn't respect you

my social anxiety just wasn't use to you

Logan Sargeant: it's true
he used to do all the shit talking to me

Sebastian Vettel: Logan!
Oscar!

Logan Sargeant: yes seb

sorry seb

Sebastian Vettel: Let's focus on the names

Oscar, change everyone's name

And be nice about it

oscar: 🫡

*oscar changed Charles Leclerc
to charlie*

*oscar changed Sebastian Vettel
to seb*

*oscar changed Logan Sargeant
to logs*