Rhoam created the chat.
Rhoam named the chat Champions Get-a-long Club
Rhoam invited Link, Zelda, Da Rock, Sushi, Mad Genie, and Bird Thighs
Rhoam: wassup my dudes
Zelda: hi I guess?
Link: YO WASSUP MY BROSKI
Rhoam: YEAH! SUP BROTHA!
'High Five!'
Bird Thighs: all right. Who messed with my name. And what is this piece of crap? I don't want to get along!
Mad Genie: HEY. Stop being TOXIC RaVIoLi 😡
Bird Thighs: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Link: behold, the power of emojis! 😏😏😏😒🙁😕😞☹️😩🥺🤬🤬🥶🤬😢🥺🥺🥺😣😥☹️☹️😞🥸😎🤪🤨🤩😞😞🙁😣☹️😩☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💩
Sushi: ok.....
Zelda: Wait, what was that last one?
Link: Poop! 😃
Mad Genie: 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Da Rock: beautiful...🥹
Zelda: Why. Just why. Why do I have to babysit you guys!?
Rhoam: on that note... have fun!!! Peace.
Rhoam vented to the backrooms
Mad Genie: Anyways...can I change my name?
Bird Thighs: Same. This is rather... distasteful.
Link: It fits you tho!
Bird Thighs: NOIT DOESN'T! TAKE THAT BACK!! Or else...🔗🤛
Mad Genie: WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH! HOLD UP! VIOLENCE VIOLENCE! THIS BOOK IS NOW MATURE!!
Link: fourth-wall???
Sushi: What's a fourth wall?
Zelda: It's like when you are in a game/book and you talk about stuff outside of your tiny little meaningless world.
Sushi: ???
Zelda: Never mind.
Link: ❌🍷🚗
Da Rock: Prohibited Intoxicated Vroom Vroom.
Link: Yes yes much true true.
Sushi: What's a vroom vroom?
Link: ...
Da Rock: We're not supposed to talk about it...
-Flashback-
Sushi: oooK Moving on...
Bird Thighs: So can we change the names? This is rather asinine.
Mad Genie: Oooof course that's what you say. But yes, can we change the names?
Da Rock: IDK, I kind of like my name!
Zelda changed Mad Genies name to Urbosa
Zelda changed Sushi's name to Mipha
Zelda changed Da Rock's name to Daruk
Bird Thighs: Heyyy! What about me?
Zelda: You can keep your name, you deserve it.
Bird Thighs: What...!
Daruk: We are gathered her today to appreciate the life and loss of Da Rock. We will remember you forever. Long Live Da Rock. 🪨🇺🇸🪦💀🫡
Link: 🫡
Mipha: 🫡
Urbosa:🫡
Zelda: What are you guys doing?
Bird Thighs: What are you idiots doing?
Daruk: Hey! Show some respect!
Link changed Bird Thighs name to KFC
Link changed Daruk's name to Da Rock
KFC: Hey! What this for!
Link: Kakariko Fried Cucco
KFC: ...
Da Rock: He lives!!! HE LIVES!!!! Da rock is back in action!
KFC: ...
Link: don't do this man
KFC: ...
Mipha: Don't. Revali. Don't ruin this moment for him.
KFC: ...
KFC: 🤬🤬🔗🤛🔗🤛🤬🤬🔗🤛🤯🤛🚗🔗🚗🤯🤬
Link: Wait. Is that supposed to be me you're punching?
KFC: Yep. 😏
Urbosa: Um.
Mipha: Um.
Link: Um.
Da Rock: Um.
Zelda: Um.
KFC: You too Zelda! Why?
Zelda: ...You do know what that face means right?
KFC: ?
Urbosa: It means that something SUSSY is going on.
KFC: Ok... What's Sussy?
Urbosa: 'sigh' It's SUSpicious you idiotic bird brain!
KFC: I...I..I...I didn't...didn't mean it like that!!
Urbosa: 😏
KFC: NO! I mean it!
Urbosa: 😏
Mipha: (I still don't know what this means), 😏
Link: 😏
Da Rock: 😏
Zelda: 😏
KFC: I...I give up.
KFC vented to the backrooms
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(Author's Note)
I'm sorry this one was so short, I have a lot of fics I'm working on right now!!
Have fun reading!
Thank you all!
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Champions Group Chat
FanfictionWhen multiple Shiekah slates are found and each of the Champions are issued one, King Rhoam sets up an online texting app. The champions are supposed to be working on stopping the calamity, but they have something else in mind. What chaos will ensue?
