Y/N (Your Name) was just a regular guy. He wasn't that smart and had no interest in most school subjects. When you were in school, you were given a tutor who ended up being a genius that even exceeded most adults. Even though you were polar opposite...
The scene starts as Sheldon and Leonard were both getting dressed up for the welcoming party for their new boss. Y/N was in his security guard uniform because he was going to be security for the party.
Sheldon: I've been thinking about time travel again. - He told Leonard and Y/N
Y/N: Why, did you hit a roadblock with invisibility? - Said kinda sarcastically.
Sheldon: Put it on the back burner. Anyway, it occurs to me, if I ever did perfect a time machine, I'd just go into the past and give it to myself, thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place.
Leonard: Interesting.
Sheldon: Yeah, it really takes the pressure off.
Leonard: Sounds like a breakthrough, should I call the science magazines and tell them to hold the front cover? - As they all exited the apartment.
Sheldon: It's time travel, Leonard, I will have already done that.
Leonard: Then I guess congratulations are in order.
Sheldon: No, congratulations will have been in order.
Y/N was a little confused but didn't bother asking knowing he probably wouldn't have understood what Sheldon would say.
They all began to make their way down the stairs of their apartment building.
Sheldon: You know, I'm not going to enjoy this party. - He told Leonard and Y/N
Leonard: We know, We are familiar with you.
Y/N: You've legit never liked parties, I don't see why you need to bring that up. You even hated parties for your birthdays.
Sheldon: At the last department party, Dr Finkleday cornered me and Y/N and he talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.
Leonard: Yes, I was there.
Sheldon: You know what's interesting about caves, Leonard?
Leonard: What?
Sheldon and Y/N: Nothing.
Leonard: Well then we'll avoid Finkleday, we'll meet the new department head, congratulate him, shake his hand and go.
Sheldon: How's this? Pleased to meet you, Dr Gablehouser. How fortunate for you that the University has chosen to hire you, despite the fact that you've done no original research in 25 years, and instead have written a series of popular books *as he sees part of caution tape was not on the elevator of that floor and fixing it* that reduce the great concepts of science to a series of anecdotes, each one dumbed down to accommodate the duration of an average bowel movement. Mahalo.
Y/N and Leonard gave him looks before continuing down the stairs
Y/N: Mahalo's a nice touch. - He said slightly sarcastically.
Sheldon: Do you know there are only eight consonants in the Hawaiian language.
Leonard: Interesting, you should lead with that.
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