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chapter seven

may 30th 2019 - 8:25 AM

hello, i see you've logged on early this morning.

jovy?!? starting a conversation for the first time?!

you missed me didn't you?

i've started a conversation before

once. after you went missing for two days

are you still bitter about that?

that was forever ago

that was ??? six days ago ????

who's doing math now?

shut up

and anyways i'm not bitter about it.

he says, using a period for the first time

and anyway i just thought i'd ask

since you showed an interest in my interests

the polite thing for me to do is ask as well.

what do you like to do besides HellWinner?

awwwww jovy

you want to know more about me don't you?

well i like sports mostly

i'm just being polite.

what kind of sports?

all kinds

but my favorite is probably soccer

or is that football? are you british?

i'm not british.

but i do think it's weird that "football" is called soccer in America.

it makes more sense the other way around.

are you american?

are you prying for my information again?

i am american, actually.

i'm completely innocent officer, i have no malicious intent

i'm american too, actually

you really need to stop giving me information

you just told me you're american

shouldn't i be the one saying that?

to quote you

shut up

touché

i guess you're pretty athletic then

i guess so? idk

do you like sports?

i like watching football. the american kind i mean.

soccer and basketball aren't horrible either.

but i've always been too clumsy for sports.

you don't strike me as a football fan

never judge a book by its cover

and anyways it's interesting

there's more logistics and statistics that go into sports than you think.

that sounds more like the jovy i know

logistics and statistics, big words

they aren't that big

floccinaucinihilipilification is bigger.

what the heck is that word

it means the habit of estimating something as worthless.

do you have a dictionary on hand?

for times like these?

no, but i should.

when's your birthday?

i'll buy it for you

i am NOT telling you my birthday

creep

i didn't mean it like that i swear

don't tell me your birthday

and also don't call the police on me please

i'm joking with you

i know that's what you meant

i'm still not telling you birthday, haha.

that's valid

i was really scared for a second

it was funny

rude :(

you really like that sad face don't you?

it's one of the great joys of the keyboard

i mean, whoever made these up unintentionally created ten billion ways to make faces

actually that's called pareidolia.

it's the tendency of people to find faces in everyday things.

the best example would be the man in the moon.

Neil Armstrong?

what? no

haven't you ever seen the face on the moon?

isn't it like crazy famous?

what???

i'm looking it up now

ooooooh i see it

well i've got to log off now.

bye!

bye!!!