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chapter fourteen

july 4th 2019 - 7:47 PM

happy fourth of july

are there fireworks where you are?

people have been setting them off alllll day

my dog is terrified

you have a dog?!

why didn't you tell me you have a dog?!

you're a dog person?

you strike me as a cat person

i'm an all animals sort of person

except for snakes. snakes are evil noodles

evil noodles? i just died laughing

what? it's true

they're plotting the end of the world, i tell you

i don't think they have enough brain power to plot the end of the world

don't snakes just run on instinct like most animals?

they're hiding their intelligence.

they're waiting for the right moment to strike

says the girl who thinks conspiracy theories are nonsensical

conspiracy theories are nonsensical. logically.

snakes, on the other hand, are not.

i'm pretty sure snakes taking over the world isn't logical

they're not going to take over the world

they're going to end it

okay sorry, i'm pretty sure snakes ending the world isn't logical

fear isn't logical most of the time, unfortunately.

and anyways, back to the most important topic

what's your dog's name?

statistical, logical jovy just admitted she thinks snakes are going to end the world

and the most important topic is my dog's name?

anyway, her name is Velociraptor but we call her Raptor

you named a dog Velocirapter? that's so cool

and also, do you have an affinity for dinosaurs?

who uses the word affinity?

and yes, yes i do

the fun thing is that half of what we know about them is probably wrong

that's why they're so interesting

did you know paleontologists have never actually found a complete skeleton?

they're literally just filling in bones with what they think might have been there

who's the trivia person now?

but that actually is weird. i didn't know that.

so do you want to be a paleontologist?

of course not

digging around in the dirt? no way

maybe a career in sports would be cool though

soccer right?

you said you liked soccer best

yeah that would be the goal most likely

goal. haha

not the puns

yes the puns!

july 5th 2019 - 8:18 AM

what breed is your dog?

oh no

am i losing my popularity to my dog

of course not

but you should answer the question

i'm just curious.

she's a german shepherd

and you're not allowed to be friends with her

noooo why not?

i'm friends with most dogs. dogs like me.

i'm sure Raptor would like me too.

no. i am your one and only best friend

my dog is irrelevant

dogs aren't irrelevant. i love dogs.

i wish you could send photos on here.

how old is she? is she the normal german shepherd colors?

no

no no no

it took me literally forever to be friends with you

and my dog is instantly your friend and you haven't even seen a picture?

this is so unfair

dogs and humans are different

i mean, dogs are the most perfect adorable things on the planet.

yeah, until they bite your face off

Raptor would never do that.

YOU'VE NEVER MET RAPTOR

HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW

hey, be nice to your dog!

she's one of my favorite things on earth

how is my dog one of your favorite things on earth

she just is :)

i hate you

no you don't.

no i don't