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chapter eleven

june 21st 2019 - 9:46 PM

what conspiracy theories do you believe?

i don't know that i believe in any of them

i mean they all sound pretty nonsensical to me

but i guess anything's possible

why?

wow you took that so seriously

it was supposed to be a weird conversation starter you can start conversations with

i feel like asking random people that will either get me really really strange friends or no friends at all

no friends at all is the goal

that way i'm basically guaranteed to win best friend

you're probably guaranteed to win anyway

i don't actually want to talk to people at this camp

why not? maybe there's a lot of cool people there

i thought you would be all for me avoiding everyone?

i mean i am but also friends are good right?

friends are very good. just not best friends

i am the only best friend

okay jealous

and anyway there are a LOT of weird conversation starters out there

what is the most awkward thing that has ever happened to you?

which ex did you stalk the most after you broke up?

how long do you think your current relationship will last?

who do you like the least in this room?

what's your least favorite thing about me?

that last one is just the fastest way to hate yourself

but all of those are cursed. who would ever use those?

i don't know, psychopaths?

so just make sure not to ask any of those and you'll be fine

thanks, that's very helpful

oh, i have to go

bye!

WAIT

when do you leave for camp?

i don't leave till Tuesday.

only four days?!?!

yeah i guess so.

talk to you tomorrow!

okay :(

talk to you tomorrow!!

june 23rd 2019 - 2:34 PM

did you know that squid have three hearts?

that could be a good conversation starter, you know, random weird facts