My life has turned into chaos

Oh... shit

After my segment with a dragon and everything was fine I went back to the sea to sail I sighed that I was in the heart of the sea "You know, I think I'm tired of the important characters for life" I sighed looking at the sky "I mean seriously? How? People would die to meet half the people I met" I said to the sea..

"You think so?" he hummed, intrigued, not quite understanding what she was talking about.

I didn't pay attention to the sound of the sea, I just nodded "Of course it is!" I mean what is this the shit?! I want a normal life, thank you very much." Then I groaned as I remembered what family I was born into. "Yes, it really won't happen." I froze as I remembered all the things that have happened to me in the last two years.

Of course, let's not mention the fact that I was born as the eldest sister of the Vinsmoke family, saving Black Swan, meeting Luo and Buggy, saving Nico Robin and talking to a dragon...

oh shit

Was the universe trying to throw a main character at me?

No-ah no no no.

Absolutely not, it's magical shit on another level

Do you know how many times Luffy almost died? Too fucking much to count, no, no thanks. I may love a decent fight, but I'm not a fight junkie, or a lunatic looking for my own death.

Yes, I leave the damn job to Luffy, thank you.

Ok new mission, avoid being a god knows crappy main character. That shit is not for me.

I groaned why do I have a feeling it was hard?

Ugh just the thought of bothering to avoid who it is makes me want to cry, bro give me a break! I'm not fucking D!

Fucking D...

In any case, after my little rampage we continued sailing in the sea - not that I have a choice of course.. and the sea and I started playing a game "I see something blue with my little eyes"

"I..." The sea said indifferently "You've said that three times already!!" He went wild.

I moaned "what will I do!! You're all there is!!" I ranted like a child throwing my hands out for emphasis, we've been playing this game for an hour and it doesn't help that all I see is blue and white!! I was in my half wolf mode which accentuated my frustration and rage.

"Not true!! There is!!!" The sea went berserk again throwing a fit, how can a sea throw a fit? I don't know I don't want to know thank you very much I'm still trying to keep my logic alive, yes you heard me right I'm trying to keep a healthy logic in the fucking One Piece, where fish people are the norm and walking on air is normal nowadays.

With Buggy can maintain logic so I can too!!

I raised an eyebrow at him and folded my hands in a frown "Oh yes?! Let's see you bring me something!" I said nervously, it probably wasn't a very good idea to challenge the sea.