Intoxicated

Chapter 3: LIL NAS X & RAY?!

*PLAY AUDIO WHEN YOU REACH CHRISTMAS PART!!*

Kirby's POV:
Soo skipping backstory talk cuz they're BORING but my mom basically hid the fact from my dad that she had an AFFAIR (aka, WHORE-) before I was even born which made me turn to my dad and asked "Why do you still stay with her then?" to which he shrugged knowing I'm not his damn child. "We didn't want you around anyways" mom said as she leaved and not before looking at me so does my "Dad". The whole hotel comforted me after what happened as Lotelia decided to pity me by letting me stay in the hotel until I get my shit straight together.

I cried, I sobbed, I THREW UP AS EVERYONE GOES "EWWWWWWWWW". I went to the nearby bathroom and took it all out in there, I was still in shock.

"I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE!! THIS IS ALL A BAD DREAM!!!" I shouted as I couldn't do this anymore and ran out of the hotel dramatically.

*2 weeks later.. PLAY THE AUDIO!!*
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Christmas is coming up and I fr don't wanna worry nobody bc I hate it. But just as I was thinking of that in my head; I hear smth familiar from the chimney WHY DOES THAT BEAT SOUND FAMILIAR AS SOMEONE IN THE HOTEL GOES "THAT MEANS ONE PERSON.."

"LIL NAS X!" Jess exclaimed as the whole hotel started crowding him. "Damn what's all that fuss?" Elijah says as he came downstairs much to his curiosity which I wouldn't blame him. He beaned his eyes in shock as it was THE LIL NAS x.

Ray's POV:
Our plan to become Kirby's new parents since Jess told us everything on the phone last night that's been going on with him aftermath the jail incident; so I contacted zaddy nas x to this agreement with a deal of 100,000 hehehe. I smiled as Kirby looked in excitement and was about to faint.

Jess's POV:
I'm the best aunt to ask for fr, seeing everyone happy makes me happy too. Those deadbeat parents do NOT deserve Kirby since he seemed like a really good guy too.

Kirby's POV:
HE GAVE ME ART SUPPLIES AND NEW SHOES RAHHHHHH. Lil nas x is da BEST new around but just as I was gonna further my excitement Ray tapped me.."?" I exclaimed as Ray took a deep breath.

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Just as they were gonna tell me, Jess announced the annual xmas feast we have at the hotel, I couldn't miss out, I'm a big back with a fast metabolism. I RAN TO THE KITCHEN AND FUCKED EVERYTHING UP AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE, "DAMNN" Lotelia goes as her and Jess were surprised and I go "🙄 and so?" to which they got humbled as THEY SHOULD. But I adapted to the hotel like it was my own family these past few weeks and it's really honestly better than just living on a subway train with my doodle book all day being depressed. I mean- it's so chaotic and lively up here and Elijah~ I MEAN, FUCKK- FORGET WHAT I SAID.

Jess POV:
These lobsters good as hell, as I began to take huge bites out of it like luffy from one piece with butter sauce and OUUU I can't have enough of this. "Alright everyone so yall know me, Lil Nas X😜" Lil nas x says as he toasted a cheers to our annual xmas. The night was beautiful.

🥂~

Kirby's POV:
"Ok tf u wanna tell me now?" I said out of curiosity as they haven't told me ever since the feast we had. Ray and Lil nas X looked at each other then me, "We have smth to tell you." To which I looked in confusion
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"We're getting married soon."

"WHAT?!" the whole feast group says as I was in sync with them as well and accidentally tripped on a disabled lady who fell and ended up going to the hospital since damn well life alert didn't do shit. But DAMN.

*to be continued!*

*muahahahhaa I'm back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), but I enjoyed writing this fanfic and so did my friends! For alls sake this is NOT meant to be taken seriously, it's a goofy aaaa fanfic so more chapters coming soon!*