heh... Hah! HAHA!
GUESS WHAT! SCHOOL STARTED. ISN'T THAT THE PERFFFFEEECT TIME TO OPEN A ONESHOT BOOK? SO PERFECT RIGHT!? NAH, IT ISN'T BUT IM GONNA PRETEND THAT IT IS.
But like actually I had the whole summer to write shit and for like a month I consecutively did(sorta) on my fic Death Brings life but not without consequences. And ya know Vacation happened and uh... took time off it. In retrospect it was nice. Like, oh hey I get to relax than I can go back to my writing my fic!
I couldn't-
I have now learned I need to KEEP writing a fic or else I will lose all hope and motivation for it. So I kid you not this whole summer has been me getting on my computer, pulling up google docs, Ao3, Wattpad, my story plans On a different doc, my story plans in my notebook, my chapter names... writing 2 SINGLE sentences... and than being like, hmm... eh oh my friends wanna call? SURE. OH AND I'LL WATCH YOUTUBE FOR THE TEXT 5 HOURS OF MY LIFE. WASTING MY SUMMER AWAY, PLAYING KATANA ZERO WHICH IM GOOD AT, THAN GETTING HOLLOW KNIGHT AND SUCKING AT THE MUSHROOM PLACE THING BECAUSE I HATE ITS WALL JUMPING MEHANIC AND JKVDFIDYRTIDYISTD&I. Oh Annnnd forget I had ao3 open and destroy the little progress I had written... SO THAT WAS FUN.
I kinda wanna cry-
Uh, Rant aside now.
HENCE- So maybe I can get back into a writing groove i'm gonna open a lil oneshot book, yayyyy.
Tbh I kinda wanted to do one for a while now but was like- nahhh, but now I'm in a mood so now I'm like yeeeee.
YEA :D
So here are my "terms and conditions"
Now then!
ahem...
"ORDER UP!"
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Angst
"A story drizzled in sadness! Perhaps a bit of depression in there to? May the choice be yours!"
-Low angst
-Mid angst
-High angst.
"The chef can prepare a decent amount of angst for the oneshot you ordered! Or at least that's what their ego says!"
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Fluff
"How sweet, how cute! Usually for dessert after a savory dinner! (Pairs well with angst supposably-)"
-Fluff
-Tooth rotting Fluff
"The chef can make some delicious cute moments happen that has a lingering sweet taste on the tongue!"
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Violence-Level
"A red glaze on any narrative you'd like."
-None (No Violence will be added.)
-Low (Violence is small sections)
-Mid (A fair level of blood.)
-Gore. (Oh- You like things up a notch don't you?)
*Notice! You must describe what you want the scene to look like to some extent!
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Relationships. (NEWLY ADDITION!)
"A dish that it sure to be made with passion!"
-Romance (NEW)
-Platonic
-Family
-Friendly
"...Warning, the chef has rarely made or prepared romantic dishes before, although they are willing to give it a try. So do not be shy with your orders!"
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Smut (NOT FOR SALE)
-Uh...?
"Ahem... we don't provide that kind of food here. You are welcome to dine elsewhere though!"
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Ships
-Lucky you~ You get to pick out what we make for you! I'm sure you gotta feeling on what you'd like to order!
"Although... the terms stated down below are things we are unable to serve, please read before ordering"
-Incest
-Underage
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Please describe how you want your dish to be so the chef can create your story to the best it can be!
We give service to both people on Ao3. And on Wattpad. Please state which platform you are on so that it is better for the chef to keep track of your orders.
(P.s I think it would be funny if you guys actually write down your one shot requests as orders lol, don't got to. BUT. It would be funny.)
(Place orders here)
