The unicorn started running to the poodle. "IM COMING FOR YOU BITCH!" The uncicorn jumped on the poodle with alll his might. "UGH GET OFF ME FAGGOT!" The poodle yelped while trying to fight him off.
While they're fighting all of a sudden a high pitched barked emerged from the backround. They both stop and look where it came from. Then they saw him. The dog with a furious yet worried face on him. "STOP FIGHTING YOU MONKEY MIGGERS!!." "If you don't stop I wont go with either of you."
The poodle and unjcorn looked at each other and then yelled in sync "QUIET DOWN YOU OMEGA." The dog quickly submitted and lowered his head down.
All of the sudden the unicorns stomach started making noises. "Oh no.." The unciorn stared at the poodle with a scared face. "Huh?" Poodle questioned the unjcorn. "What are you talking ab-" "ITS COMING OUTT!!" The unicorn yelled as farts startef escaping from his ass one was so powerful it made him fly away with a rainbow trail behind him.
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gay unicorn and straight dog
HumorGay unicorn meets straight dog and makes him gay to fuck the shit out of him.
