this takes place in Crossroads and it is VERY sad.... you'll have TEARS in your eyes by the end of this chapter..
(also this chapter is probably going to suck since im not good at writing joke chapters like this. chat we are NOT cooking with this one!!! 🗣🔥🔥 [or maybe u guys will like it idk we'll see])
requested by @iloveangstangstangst
one day, Rocket from the super cool and awesome hit game PHIGHTING! was on his way back from Phighting in that one map i forgot the name of. anyway, he was in his dad's car. his dad's name was Zuka, and Rocket from the super cool and awesome hit game PHIGHTING! was on the way back to Crossroads...
as Rocket from the super cool and awesome hit game PHIGHTING! arrived at the lobby of The Crossroads, he suddenly had this..... very weird feeling... so, he told his dad.
"u-u-uhmmm... d-d-d-dad? i.... d-dont feel so good r-r-r-right now...." Rocket from the super cool and awesome hit game PHIGHTING! said to Zuka.
"oh, Rocket, you'll be fineee there's nothing to worry about," Zuka said to Rocket from the super cool- im not typing that again.
anyway, a little after Rocket got out of his old ass dad's car, he still had that "weird feeling" that he tried to explain to Zuka. he was wondering if it would ever go away or not, but you probably already guessed what's going to be happening next. little did Rocket from the super cool and awesome hit game PHIGHTING! know that he.. was... about to.... DIE!!!1!1!11
a few minutes later, Zuka hears someone approaching him, and that someone was Rocket!!1 although Rocket had looked a little worse than before. so, oblivious Zuka asked what was wrong.
"hey, Rocket, you look a little..... down, are you alright???" zuka asked Rocket from the super cool and awesome hit game PHIGHTING!
"u-u-u-uhm.... no, dad, i-i-it still feels like t-t-the same..... b-b-b-but worse....." rocket explained to Zuka.
"oh, okay....?? so, how does it feel?? like, can you give me some of the symptoms or smth idk" (i got lazy sorrgy)
"u-u-uhhh.... sooo.... i-i-it feels like......-" Rocket from the super cool and awesome hit game PHIGHTING! started to say before he suddenly fell to the floor...!!!! without any warning!!! worried and concerned, zuka immediately called the hospital, and turns out that stupid one eyed son of a bitch doctor (im sorry i actually like medkit a lot), medkit had worked there.
after (lifeless) Rocket from the super cool and awesome hit game PHIGHTING! had gotten picked up and rushed to the hospital, yknow, the doctors did their thing and tried to check to see rocket was still phucking alive or not and when they did, they felt devestated. stupid one eyed son of a bitch doctor, medkit went to go tell zuka that rocket had DIED...
"hello? zuka?" medkit called out.
"o-oh! yeah, hello Medkit. soo... what's the news...??" the old ass handicapped one armed driver asked the stupid one eyed son of a bitch doctor.
"well... we hate to break it to you but... he's...... pause for dramatic effect dead."
"...what? he can't be dead, h-he can't be!!!" Zuka cried out.
"im sorry, but Rocket is dead... we.... found out that he was already dead before he even got to this hospital." medkit explained before Zuka RUSHED out the door, in tears.... he was DEVASTATED.... but then, he suddenly heard an all too familiar voice behind him....
Zuka turned around to see.... ROCKET FROM THE SUPER COOL AND AWESOME HIT GAME PHIGHTING!?
"s-s-s-son...??? is that.... you???... sniff" Zuka called out to rocket
"yes, dad..... it's me.... but, im not actually here with you. see, this is my soul...." rocket explained to his dad, but Zuka didn't seem to give a phucking shit because he quickly got up and hugged the shit outta rocket, even if he was just a soul and not real anymore...
and that's how Rocket from the super cool and awesome hit game PHIGHTING! suddenly died.....
END; 590 words total - started + finished 8/14/24
i had fun writing this yet i also didnt know what to write since this is a joke (real/j) chapter
uhm yea sorry for being gone question mark
PLEASE DONT STAR VOTE THIS IT SUCKS...
have a good day :P
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