1st set of dares and asks

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Dares: add ame, Russia stop the war with Ukraine, UK and France rate their children, add Australia, New Zealand, Canada.

Asks: does Germany feel bad about what your dad did in the 1940's? does USSR love Russia? Switzerland why don't you like French cheese?


Me: Fine i'll add ame *snaps fingers*

America: And that's wh- Oh hello...

Me: And also Australia and kiwi and Canada...

Australia, Canada and kiwi: Hi guys!

Me: Russia you need to stop the war in Ukraine

Russia: ugh fine...

Ukraine: YAY thank you to whoever dares that!

Me: Uk and France rate your children

UK: Ok?

France: Ok

Me: first USA

France: Hmmmm

America: *10 outa 10 pls*

Uk: eh a 3/10

France: 7/10

America: DAD!!!

America: I guess it's still a 10/20...

Me: Now Canada

France and Uk: 10 out of 10

America: RIGGED

Me: now kiwi

Uk: hmmm 7/10

France: probably a 6/10

Kiwi: Thanks mom thanks dad

Me: Australia now...

France and Uk: 4/10

America: LETS GO IM NOT THE WORST SIBLING

Me: Ok Germany... do you feel bad about what your dad did in 1940?

Germany: Yes, duh...

Third Reich: Ok come on it wasn't that bad...

Germany: Your definition of "bad" isn't what you think...

Me: USSR do you love Russia?

USSR: of course I do *sweats*

Me: hmmm... ok

Me: Switzerland why don't you like French cheese?

Switzerland: I have told everyone a million times that SWISS CHEESE IS ONE THOUSAND TIMES BETTER IN EVERY-WAY POSSIBLE!!!

Me: Ok... bye everyone seeya

Everyone: Seeya!

End of chapter!

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