Ask and Dare Countryhumans :)

5th set dares and asks

Dares: Italy has eat pineapple on pizza, USSR has to attempt karaoke, UK spend a day with Ame and Aussie attempt Australian breackdance, 

Asks: Do I have any pets and Netherlands do you have a celebrity crush 

Me: ok let's look at the dar- oh no

Italy: What is it?

Me: You have to eat pineapple on pizza

Italy: Im gonna die though

Me: Your gonna die if you eat pineapple on pizza?

Italy: Yup...

Me: let's just skip this dare... anyways USSR

USSR: *punches Reich for no reason* yeah?

Third reich: Hey!

Me: You have to attempt karaoke

Third reich: pfffft HAHAHHAHAHAHA he has to *wheeze* attempt karaoke! HAHAHAHHAHA

Me: Yup he does

USSR: welp I'm screwed

Me: Why?

USSR: Cause I'm terrible at it

Me: You have to though (muhahahahaha)

Later...

Third reich: This is gonna be good

USSR: Ok here I go...

USSR: *sings the Soviet anthem cuz I ain't writing it*

Everyone except reich: *flabbergasted* 

After...

Third Reich: That was... stupid you just sang your own song idiot

USSR: Well at least I can actually sing

Third Reich: whatever

Me: Now for UK you have to spend the day with America

UK: Okay *sips tea* America!

America: Yeah

UK: We have to spend the day together so get over here!

America: No Im playing Call of duty!

UK: Listen to your father young man!

America: Young?!? I'm 248 years old!

UK: Still!

Me: while they sort that out... Aussie do the Australian brea-

Aussie: No... I ain't doin it

Me: Ok fine...

Me: do I have any pets, yes I have four, 2 cats and 2 dogs

Me: Netherlands

Netherlands: Yeah?

Me: do you have a celebrity crush

Netherlands: No I don't have any, cause I'm dating Belgium. If you count Belgium as a celebrity than yes

Me: Ok seeya guys!

Everyone: Bye