Dares: Third Reich be clingy to his crush, USSR act like one of his kids for 15 minutes, kiwi and Aussie do the sibling dance, ame sing to his crush the crush song, ame sing europe is gay, Add AK so she can hug USSR.
Asks: Ame do you where sunglasses if you do why be honest, Third Reich why did you break the peace treaty with USSR, Poland who do you hate more SECOND Reich or USSR, Netherlands what do you think of Indonesia, Belgium French fries are from you right? What do you call them I your language?
Me: Hello everyone
Poland: hello! Guys BW is here
Everyone else: Hi
Me: We got new dares and asks (finally) who wants to read?
Aussie: I will!
Me: Ok
Aussie: Ok first dare, Third Reich be clingy to his crush
Third Reich: Ok, USSR
Me: I thought you liked Poland?
Third Reich: Oh because of that book you made?
Me: How did you kno-
Third Reich: Oh you see it actually didn't happen that's why Soviet isn't constantly near America
Me: Grrr
Third Reich: Soviet I have to be clingy to you
USSR: Why?
Third Reich: Because your my crush~
USSR: Wait what
Third Reich: You heard me Sovi
USSR: *blushes*
Third Reich: Your cute when you blush
Everyone else: ewww
Germany: *disgusted*
Russia: Why dad just why...
America: L bozo
Russia: Shut up capitalist!
America: Whatever
Aussie: ok anyways... USSR act like one of your kids for 15 minutes
USSR: this will be fun *looks at russia* *looks at Reich*
Reich: What?
USSR: hehehehehe time to attack Ukraine for no reason (muahahahaha)
Ukraine: Oh hi dad
USSR: *punches*
Ukraine: *cries*
USSR: Oh sorry Ukraine
Ukraine: why did you attack me dad
USSR: I'm sorry!
Reich: Are you ok Ukraine?
Ukraine: Y-Yeah
Aussie: Ok, Me and Kiwi do the sibling dance...
Kiwi: YAY
Aussie: hmmm No I'm kinda done with the dares especially after the incident at the Olympics
Kiwi: Darn it...
Aussie: Ok anyways ame do the crush song infront of your crush
Ame: Ugh fine *looks at Philip*
Ame: H-Hey Philip
Philip: Oh hey ame!
Ame: I just want you to know this is a dare...
Philip: What is?
Ame: Ugh this...
Ame: Hush, hush, hush
Philip: ?
Ame: Blush, blush, blush, You are my big fat crush...
Philip: *blushes*
Ame: I'm as single as can be...
Ame: You're single perfect for me...
Ame: I'm gonna give you a bu- *gets cut off by hug*
Philip: I know it's just a dare but... I think it's cute
Ame: *red as a tomato*
Aussie: Ame you have to sing again but you have to sing Europe is gay
Ame: haha
Ame: Germany is where gayness lives
Ame: Everyone in England is into kids
Ame: Everyone you meet in Europe is stupid, it's good shit
EU: *teleports* say that again
Ame: Never mind *drops microphone*
Aussie: Add the person who commented BW
Me: Bet
AK: and that's why I was... oh hi
Me: Hello I have a question
AK: Yeah
Me: Sleeping with Switzerland eh?
Switzerland: Uhhhhhh seeya
AK: ummm anyways USSR I dare you to give me hug
Third Reich: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
USSR: Oh come on it's just a dare
Third Reich: Fine
USSR: *picks up AK and hugs*
Ak: To tight USS-
Ussr: Oh sorry *drops AK*
Third Reich: *tackles ussr* Mine and mine only
USSR: Ugh
Me: Time for ze asks
Me: Ame do you where sunglasses and why
America: Being honest I just where them because they're cool
Me: Ok...
Me: Third Reich why did you break the peace treaty between you and USSR...
Third Reich: Because *five paragraph essay*
USSR: What...
Third Reich: You heard me
USSR: Ok...
Me: Poland who do you hate more Reichtangle or USSR
Poland: Reichtangle!
Me: Makes sense
Me: Netherlands what do you think of Indonesia
Netherlands: Don't even get me STARTED
Me: Ok anyways Belgium
Belgium: Yeah?
Me: Are French fries from you
Belgium: yes
Me: what are they called in your language?
Belgium: they are called, frites.
Me: Well have a good day everyone *glares at AK and Switzerland*
Everyone: Goodbye
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