Chapter 6

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Tuesdays for some reason are always better than Mondays. I can't explain it, it's like Mondays were sent by the Devil.

The UA Sports Festival will be starting in a week, it's hard to contain our excitement, especially since we don't have school on those days.

And this year Kacchan and Neito can participate! I know for a fact that Kacchan will get far, maybe not number one but close.

Neito on the other hand is a wild card. No one knows the rounds, but given Neito's quirk he should get far if he has faith in himself. Which he doesn't.


The Five Musketeers

Broccoli bitch: The Sports Festival is in a week! Are you guys excited? You better be excited or else!

Off-key kazoo: Yeah I'm really excited, I'll finally have the chance to show people my quirk! Maybe I'll also get far!

Kacchan: I'll totally be number one! I've been training like crazy lately

The Evil Bitch of the West: I hope your guys' classes get really far! It will be so fun to see all of their quirks! 

Off-key kazoo: My classmates have so much potential, but they might not get too far, Suki's might.

Fly bitches: It's nice that you are considering the strength of your opponents. You will do well, Neito.

Broccoli bitch: I agree! You both will definitely get noticed!

The Evil Bitch of the West: Don't jinx it Zuzu!

Broccoli bitch: oops sorry :(

Kacchan: ...

The Evil Bitch of the West: welp I feel horrible

Kacchan: good

Off-key kazoo: Feel horrible


Sure we had a long-term plan that involved the Hero Licence Exam, but we were mostly excited to see our friends.

The other students were the crazy planners who were obsessed with defeating the students by using the Sports Festival.

But because of our school's civil relationship with UA, we were mostly just glad to see the quirks. Ketsubutsu probably isn't, though.


Problem Children

Pikafuckyou: I'm beating Sonic to it today >:)

Pikafuckyou: Rise and fucking shine motherfuckers

ice ice baby: I have fucked no mothers

Spiderman wannabe: Pfft- no, ice, that's not what he means

Tea Queen: ice- baby- 

Boom boom boy: You're an idiot icy-hot

Kermit with a gun: why am I friends with him?

Urabitch: Believe me Kermit, I am asking the exact same question right now.

Unknown: Good morning!

Tea Queen: Good morning, Unknown

Tea Queen: You are quite...wholesome today, what's the occasion?

Caw caw bitches: Wholesomeness is a con man's lie, anyone who says anything else is selling something.

Pure Bean: oh...

Sparkle Bitch: That wasn't very sparkly of you

Unknown: That wasn't very plus ultra of you

Caw caw bitches: My apologies, Bean. I wasn't referring to you when I said that.

Unknown: Have you figured out your question of the day yet, Mina? 

Tea Queen: Not yet, what should I ask?

Octopussy: Ask what school he goes to

Tea Queen: Yes, but then I would have to answer.

Pikafuckyou: I'm tired of not being able to talk about normal school things on this group chat though

Manly Man: Just tell him, Mina

Copycat: I'm also kind of annoyed

Pikafuckyou: I also get confused with the names and I know I will slip up

Unknown: I am perfectly fine with sharing my school, as long as you do the same.

Tea Queen: Fine, but that's for a later time. 

Tea Queen: I want to figure it out myself.

MOMo: MINA

Sonic 2.0: Making her the only admin was a mistake. A grave mistake.

Urabitch: Obviously

Kermit with a gun: We need to reevaluate our friend group

Urabitch: Agreed

Unknown: I feel very confused so I'll just go


Ms. Joke was in the middle of explaining something very boring, and she was too busy with her lecture to notice me on my phone.

Or the others. 


The Five Musketeers

Broccoli bitch: Wassup bitches 

Fly bitches: Put the fucking phone away or it'll get broken

The Evil Bitch of the West: I'm not paying for it if you do

Broccoli bitch: bitch

Broccoli bitch: But I'm BOREDDD

Kacchan: Then pay attention to the lesson?

Fly bitches: She's simping for Eraserhead now, I'm just saying

Off-key kazoo: She needs to get over herself, isn't he married or something?

Kacchan: Four-eyes said he was married to Present Mic, for five years

Broccoli bitch: *le gasp*

The Evil Bitch of the West: damn she needs to MOVE ON it's the healthy thing to do, especially since he's MARRIED and GAY

The Evil Bitch of the West: He's gay right?

Kacchan: I don't fucking know

Off-key kazoo: ngl he kinda gives off gay at times

Kacchan: ??

Broccoli bitch: Is anything else going on?

Off-key kazoo: There's this girl

The Evil Bitch of the West: Do go on, Neito

Off-key kazoo: she's a little bitch who beats me up for no reason

Kacchan: She doesn't like it when he teases our class, and my class can't seem to grasp that we're friends

Broccoli bitch: that's understandable 

Broccoli bitch: SHIT I THINK SHE NOTICED

Broccoli bitch: BYE BITCHES

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