We spent the rest of the night talking, of course I had to gag Camie so she didn't spill anything about Kacchan, but she just leaned on him and fell asleep.
Inasa was in a very heated discussion with Todoroki about Endeavor, it was rare for Inasa to find someone who hated also Endeavor.
I had no clue what they were saying, all I could pick up were some extremely harsh and angry whispers from both parts.
Neito fell asleep on Kacchan's other side, and I was talking with him while leaning on Neito's shoulder.
Eventually I realized that everyone was looking at us, and most conversations had stopped, with only a few whispers here and there.
"What the fuck do you extras want?!" Kacchan demanded, lowering his voice as to not wake up Camie and Neito.
"I never thought Bakubro would let anyone lean on him without murdering them." The lightning-bolt dude, maybe Kamakiri or Kaminari whispered loudly.
"Is this normal for you guys?" Mina asked, taking in the fact that Kacchan was combing his fingers through Camie's hair.
"Yes. Most of the time I'm the one supporting all of their weight, though." Inasa paused his conversation with Todoroki for a second.
"You're the tallest one," I retorted, defending Kacchan.
"Also, why did you guys gag Camie?" Yaoyorozu was very concerned for the sleeping girl. Little did she know, Camie was a devil in disguise.
"We didn't bring chloroform and I don't think you guys have it in the dorm." Because they were apparently more heroic then we were.
I looked at Kacchan expectantly, we locked eyes. We stared at each other for a few moments in awkward silence.
"I'll go get it from my room." Kacchan finally sighed and stood up
He moved Camie and Neito, and then went to his room to get his secret stash of chloroform. "It's not legal by the way, but you never know anymore." I added after he left.
There was a stunned silence in the room. Maybe it was the fact he had chloroform in his room, or how gentle he was with Camie and Neito.
Could be either, or neither.
"But why?" Mina said, probably concerned for her doppelganger.
"Camie has a tendency to run her mouth. Gagging her or knocking her out is the only way to stop her. At least for the first day, then she's fine," I responded casually.
Since both of them were out cold, and would definitely bump heads, I decided to sit in the empty spot Kacchan left.
It was hard to support both of them, Kacchan and Inasa deserved more credit.
Before I knew it, my own breath evened out and I fell asleep.
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"Seriously? How did the kids even manage to break into UA?" I was suddenly aware of a figure, I couldn't quite open my eyes, but I could hear them.
"Deku is just like that. He'll tell you how he did it so you can improve your security, by the way. He calls it 'being unheroically heroic'." I heard Kacchan's voice respond to the other's.
"Should we wake them up?" It was a new voice this time, one I didn't recognize.
"Try it, you might be able to get away with a few scratches and burns." This time it was Neito speaking.
They took a few moments to think, and then shook us awake.
Wrong choice.
Immediately, we sprung into action. Camie was glamouring herself out of sight, Inasa was creating high winds, and I was creating a fire shield.
It was safe to say that we were always on guard, especially after the USJ attack.
Even though everyone said that we were in no danger, since they were only going after All Might, we still weren't going to risk it.
"Holy shit, these kids are powerful!" Through the shield I could make out a very blurry figure.
"And smart!" This person sounded happy, I hoped it wasn't going to be some evil (but genius) plan.
"Only Zuzu is smart, the other Camie and Inasa just follow him." I could recognize Neito's voice from everywhere, even through my loud heartbeat.
In a few seconds we had come to our senses and stopped the attacks, on who we realized were Principal Nezu and Eraserhead.
"Our deepest apologies, Principal Nezu, and Eraserhead." Inasa said, bowing at a perfect ninety-degrees as always.
Damn, he beat me to it!
"No need, it's good that you all are constantly prepared for a villain attack." The Principal of UA responded calmly.
"Nezu was wondering how you three managed to break into one of the most secure places in Japan." Eraserhead looked and sounded extremely bored.
This was to be expected, luckily I had already prepared a short explanation for how we managed to break into UA High.
"Camie glamoured us into the crowd, until she glamoured us out of sight when we were in the UA forest or on the trail leading to the forest. Inasa blew leaves to cover the cameras so we had time to move, and it was easy to pick the one lock on Kacchan's window." I responded, I had gone over the plan many times in my head and could recite it from memory
There were a few seconds of that awkward silence we all love, until Nezu finally spoke up. "How would you suppose we fix those security issues?"
I took a few moments to think about it. "Install multiple locks on the windows. Have no blind spots on the security cameras. Have multiple people watching the security cameras, and reporting everything even slightly suspicious."
Nezu hummed in agreement.
"Bakubro, your friend is terrifying." Kaminari whispered loudly.
"Of course he is, he got it from his mom." Kacchan looked proud, or as proud as he could be of another person.
"And crazy smart!" Mina added, popping up from behind Kaminari out of nowhere.
"Bitch, he's a fucking genius." Camie didn't even bother to hide her pride as she wrapped an arm around my shoulders in a side hug and rested her head on my shoulder.
"If you think this is impressive, you haven't seen anything yet." Neito chimed in.
No matter how difficult they were sometimes, I truly loved my friends, and they loved me back.
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Fanfiction''Who tf are you and why are you in this gc?'' ''Because you dumbasses added me, duh'' ✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧ Izuku Midoriya is a Shiketsu student just trying to become a hero, what happens when his normal, chaotic life gets even more chaotic? What happens whe...
