Chapter 11

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The chat went silent for a few seconds, they were probably trying to understand what I just said. I was a hero course student, attending a similar school.

And to be honest, I was trying to process it too. Did they know Kacchan and Neito? They had to of course. 

If they were hero course students like I thought, then they would all be in a class with either Kacchan or Neito.

Problem Children

Unknown: I go to Shiketsu

CATerpillar: Isn't your class flying to attend the festival in person today?

Unknown: Yes, we leave in an hour

Off-key kazoo: Wait a minute

Off-key kazoo: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Boom boom boy: DEKU?!

Tea Queen: What?

Unknown: KACCHAN?!

Pikafuckyou: Excuse me?

Copycat: ZUZU?!

MOMo: "Zuzu"?

Unknown: NEITO?!

Spiderman wannabe: What the fuck is going on?!

Pikafuckyou: I'm so relieved that I'm the only confused one

Copycat: Did you not tell them about the other three?

Boom boom boy: No, why would I?

Copycat: Katsuki and I have friends in Shiketsu, you just met one of them

Pikafuckyou: Hold on, he allows you to call him kacchan? And you're still alive?

Unknown: We've known each other since we were three, and I couldn't pronounce Katsuki so I called him Kacchan. He then started calling me Deku LIKE AN ASSHOLE

Pikafuckyou: Can I call you Kacchan?

Boom boom boy: NO

Unknown: NO

Unknown: I would also like to add that Neito was following ME and not you, because I wasn't an antisocial bitch

Copycat: You're still a bitch tho

Unknown: Fuck you

Tea Queen: So tell us about yourself, who are you Unknown?

Unknown: Make me an admin and I'll tell you

Tea Queen: Deal

Tea Queen made Unknown an admin

Unknown: My real name is Izuku Midoriya and I'm a 1st year student at Shiketsu. I've known Kacchan since three, Neito since five, and the other two in middle school.

Unknown: My quirk is Pyrokinesis, I can create and manipulate fire

ice ice baby: So a better version of Endeavor's quirk?

Unknown: Yes

MOMo: Deku is another way to read Izuku...

Unknown: Yes it is

Tea Queen: I must change your name, what does he look like? 

Copycat: His hair is green, we just call him Broccoli bitch in the other gc

Tea Queen: YOU HAVE ANOTHER GC?!

Copycat: There's also the 1B gc

Tea Queen: I feel so betrayed right now...

Manly Man: Why did you never tell us about them, Bakubro?

Boom boom boy: You're all a bunch of annoying extras

Unknown: Don't call them extras or I'll bribe Neito to throw a brick at your head

Boom boom boy: Don't be a coward, do it yourself when you get here

Unknown changed name to Broccoli bitch

Broccoli bitch: Now for the chaos >:)

Copycat: The hardest thing about being away is I can't chloroform you

Boom boom boy: Just bribe Camie to do it

Sonic 2.0: You guys are kidding, right?

Sonic 2.0: Right?

Boom boom boy: Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to

Broccoli bitch: No but seriously

Broccoli bitch changed ***-***-****'s name to The Evil Bitch of the West

Broccoli bitch changed ***-***-****'s name to Fly bitches

The Evil Bitch of the West: Why the fuck am I here

Fly bitches: Language!

The Evil Bitch of the West: Say that again and I will tear your arm off and shove it so far up your ass I can reach down your throat and shake it.

Broccoli bitch: Stunning debut, but introduce yourselves because I know where you guys live

Fly bitches: We live in the same place, Izuku

Broccoli bitch: Yes but you didn't triple lock your door or windows

The Evil Bitch of the West: There are moments when I am relieved you're on our side

Broccoli bitch: I said introduce yourselves

Fly bitches: I am Inasa Yoarashi, I'm a first year at Shiketsu, and my quirk is Whirlwind. I can manipulate the air around me in a large area. I also hate Endeavor.

Broccoli bitch: No one knows why, so we just hate with him.

ice ice baby: I also hate Endeavor!

Urabitch: He is walking daddy issues

Broccoli bitch: So you are Shoto Todoroki?

ice ice baby: yes

Broccoli bitch: Makes sense

The Evil Bitch of the West: MY TURN

The Evil Bitch of the West: My name is Camie Utsushimi (call me Camie) I'm obviously a first year at Shiketsu. My quirk is Glamour! I can create hallucinations (auditory and visual) my blowing smoke out of my mouth

Broccoli bitch: I once stole her cookie and she made me hallucinate constant screaming for the entire night.

Tea Queen: Damn

Tea Queen: Welcome to the Class 1A Group Chat!

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