'Spanish/hawaiian meaning'
(Valeria pov in mind)
(I woke up thinking I was in my room but no. I was in a FUCKING COFFIN, anywho me being the absolute baddie that I am kicked that shit open I found my self in a room full of peeps in cult clothes. I looked around to see a guy with platinum hair looking at me shocked.............as he should. He looking kinda fishy not gon lie....eh probs nothing. I saw a guy lion ears looking bored as fuck. I started to look around more until I realised-- "WAIT BITCH WHERE TF AM I" I said while freaking the fuck out. A man with a crow mask said " Looks like the magic did not wear off yet" I say "TF you mean magic?!" He then said "You mean you dont know what magic is?"
"I do know what it is just not that its fucking real damnit" the man with the mask said "Lets calm down on the language shall we" "NO I will not calm down on the fucking language i dont know where tf I am." He looked at me and says "well this is Night raven collage step infront of the mirror and it will sort you into a dorm" (allright I atleast have my chancla to yeet if this is a cult) she steps infront of the mirror. She jumps a little when it says "state thy name" she replied back "Valeria Pérez"
"Isnt that a Girls name"
"Now that I look at them they have some curves"
"Why would the dark mirror summon a girl"
The mirror then said
"The nature of your soul
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"It is unclear to me"
The man with the crow mask then said "sorry what!?"
"I sense no magical power from this one soundless, colorlles , shapeless utterly vacant. Therefor no dorm is
Appropriate.
(Jee thanks dude) Valeria thought
The man in the mask then said
"Are you saying that the black carriage went to recieve a magicless boy?"
"Um sir I am a woman" I said
And the chaos errupted
"Omg do you think shes cute"
"Bet shes ugly"
"20 bucks on shes pretty"
"Bet"
"Damn do you think I have a chance"
"Lets hope she isnt fat"
The masked then said "pull your hood down now!"
She did as he asked and People started to whisper again
"Alright 20 bucks after this"
"Dammit!"
"I still cant see if shes fat or not"
"Yeah you dont have a chance ace"
"Aww man"
"She would be in pomfiore"
"Yeah she would"
The masked man then said "not only magicless but also a woman!!! What is going on???"
All of a sudden a cat with flaming ears barged in and yelled "ill take this lowley humans place not only do I have magic but im also a boy!!! Look ill show you!!" Then the flaming cat started breathing fire.
"OH DIABLOS, NO" 'OH HELL NO' Valeria almost yelled.
A man with lion ears and tail then yelled "OI GIRL GET OVER HERE"
(i was not complaining I mean he was hot and had a deep voic- im getting distracted) she then ran over and the boy shielded her behind him.
I said hi to neige for you guys in disney. Have a amazing Day and I will see you in the next chapter byeeee -love author
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Twisted Wonderland : The girl that has more balls than any man
FanfictionA story where valeria finds herself in a place for idiots. Will she smack the shit out of a certain crow, we wil see. OC is latina IMPORTANT ...
